P.S.A.- # 5453

[jack_babalon]

"Fox's 'Who want's to marry an American gladiator' will continue after these messages"
(domestic scene w/"Average" couple)
Wife: Honey it's Saturday night!I want to get out of the house and explore my sexual boundaries to an EBM/Retro/Darkwave beat.
Husband: Ahhh honey and you know I like to watch! But the night clubs here are all the same- and I can't stand those Buckhead manchildren snickering at me when I lick your vinyl thigh highs in public...
Wife:(frowning)I know dear but..
Hus: and besides they never play anything good anymore, it's all that generic prepackaged pop crap,Hurmph!
Narrator: Friends how many times has this happened to you? Saturday night and no where to go to enjoy your BDSM lifestyle?
Do you secretly yearn for live floggings, piercings, spankings, whippings,and ropeplay all performed by some of Atlanta's lovliest freaks?
Wifey/Hubby:DO WE!!!
Nar: Do you long to kick,stomp, grind and dance to the latest beats
by Covenant, VNV Nation,Wumpscut as well as revisiting old favorites by Skinny puppy,NIN & Depeche Mode?
Wife:Fuck Yeah Little Man!!!
Nar: Then join us this and every Saturday night for the SecretRoom.
(Located in the historic Masquerade night club-right on North ave.)
This week:Marquis de sade theme- dress is period attire- ruffles, pirate style, old english, etc...for $7 cover for a one of a kind celebration of lord reuben and lady noras birthday affair!!!
With guest DJ's Super rockstar DJ Nemesis and Jack Babylon-the Kabbalah kid pumping the dark pimp beats from 10 'til 3.
Hus: Wow! What a great way to begin our own '120 days of Sodom',
huh honey?
Wife: Silence slave!You'll speak only when spoken to!(cracks whip)
Hus & Nar: (Exchange knowing winks)
Voice over:The Secret Room is not responsible for hang overs,welts,
or the strange people you may wake up with.Only children 18 and over allowed, and please DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

"We now return to Fox's 'Who want's to marry an American gladiator'"
contestant: Now Turbo & Blaze I want you two to duel w/ these vibrating shower massagers over this pit of steriod induced ebola monkeys to see which one of you will be cut...

Comments

hey...

[nemesisxiii.livejournal.com]

dude...that was cool!

Re: hey...

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'm getting a lot of positive buzz 'bout you spinning tomorrow. Looking forward to it.

Re: hey...

[nemesisxiii.livejournal.com]

me too! i can't wait to crank up that new Manson tune!

Reee-ach out & touch me...

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I was planning on grabbing a mike and doing a Sinatra version of it myself.;)
seriously is there a country version of it? I bet Johnny Cash would've torn that up.

Re: Reee-ach out & touch me...

[nemesisxiii.livejournal.com]

for some reason (maybe i'm nuts) but i think he did cover that.

[future-kill.livejournal.com]

you should sell that as a commercial

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I'd like to sell a real "Who wants to marry an American Gladiator" to fox. How could such a crappy idea not be a smash hit?
Hey are you off today?

[future-kill.livejournal.com]

I have to see a client at 5 and meet up with some friends afterwards. For the most part Im free. Whats up?

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Nothing really, I know you post pretty rare so I was seeing what was up. I'll catch you at the Hacienda later.

[djjennocide.livejournal.com]

Nice! I'll be there.

you gonna play some gothic hip hop for us? *wink* :)

Mad love to my industrial peeps!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Yo.Yo check it...i'll be dropping all dem phat german beats shorty!
Everyone throw your black finger nails in the air... like you jes don't care... with a V to the N to the V for a Nation of pale pigmentation....
I'll stop now. Thanks for the "shout out" and i'll see you out there (look for the gimp armed guy in the booth).

[ninsun.livejournal.com]

that was too cute! too bad i can't go out in my uber goth gear and dance tomorrow night! (i do have some in the back of the closet somewhere) Oh well,.....check out the new question in meta when you get a chance. You might enjoy it. :)