Invisible College 5: Apocalypse Tao!

[jack_babalon]

LO! AND IT WAS WRITTEN THAT THERE WILL BE A FIFTH AND FINAL INVISIBLE COLLEGE IN THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PEACHTREES!

The end is near and the powers that be are passing mankind the bill!

Great Cthulhu who lay sleeping in his house at R'lyeh has hit the doomsday snooze bar:"Five more minutes please...and then i'll devour you all!"

JHVH-1 has launched his alien invasion from the corners of some unspeakable corporate sin galaxy and the Xist Invasion is still on it's way: "Well we're only eight years and a month off... but you trying finding this obscure shit hole of a planet on mapquest!"

Jesus of Nascar is shitfaced drunk and trying to pick a fight with the Devil at the local Hooters in downtown Armaggedon: "Lissen here ya sumbitch... what did ya jes say about my pa!"

Meanwhile the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have been outsourced to India, where Kalki the tenth and final avatar of Vishnu will annihilate the planet, engulf the Earth in flames and rain down punishment to the wicked... for a fraction of the cost it would have taken to hire just one Horseman (oh well at least there's always the service industry): "GREETINGS MORTAL! I am Death the fourth horseman of the Apocalypse...may I take you order?"

Then... just when it seems like it's all over... and the last of men will look up to the skies to see if there may be the smallest glimmer of hope out there in the unmerciful heavens ... that's when the Star Demons & Hentai Rape Demons come out!

And you are invited!

Join Collective Works this Saturday, August 5th 10:30 pm, for a multi media look at mankinds Millenia old love affair with the end of the world... and what happens next! An evening of dance, live music, poetry and theater!

Push Push Theater
located at
121 New Street
Atlanta Ga 30303

Comments

[efire360.livejournal.com]

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[daucus-carota.livejournal.com]

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