" I Aint's from no Monkey Damn It!!!" - our tax dollars at work!

[jack_babalon]

Meanwhile in the cultural mecca of the New South

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041108/ap_on_re_us/evolution_debate

"This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully and critically considered."

I would like to place this sticker in the bible. Substituting the word "Evolution" for "Christainity". It seems only fair. I'm sorry but I have to ask-are we in a race with our fellow red states and the last one to enter the 20th century(much less the 21st)wins? Okay now that we've made the state safe for the homophobic Jesus freaks to live in a world where their little Jimmy and Jane won't be exposed to the horrors of "Will & Grace" and Charles Darwin, do you think maybe now we can address the problems of balancing the state budget,putting more police on the street, fixing the Hope scholarship before it goes the way of the dinosaur or the Southern Democrat, hell how about addressing the quality of air so we're not on par with Los Angeles. Unless that's our new state tourism add- "Georgia 21st century pollution with 18th century morality- fun for the entire family!"
Are there any other things up for debate here in Georgia? Will Sonny Perdue run on a "The Earth is Flat" platform next term? Will there be a delagation from Cobb county wanting discussion of dinosaurs removed from their school curriculam lest their wee ones start asking akward questions about Noah's ark? Should we all wrap ourselves up in the confederate battle flag and ask in mass What would Jesus do?
In other news Cobb officals demand that telephones,TV's and computers to have warning labels placed on them stating:"Danger Science Inside: In case of an emergency smash to pieces and open the Bible".
Okay I guess Zell Miller can challenge me to a duel now.

Comments

[ninsun.livejournal.com]

lol, i agree, lets place it on the bible and see what people think.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I think we should all lobby to have a ban placed on Profesional sporting events on Sunday. I know old "Nobodaddy" Jehovah wouldn't want Dale Earnhardt Jr racing around on the good lords day off, or some steroid induced retard kicking a ball back and forth on the Sabbath. Now we get this ban put in place and watch how long it takes for the Nascar Dads to start seriously thinking about putting back a few barriers between church & state.

[ninsun.livejournal.com]

lol, yea, you petition for that and see how that flies.....i don't think that would go over so well. :)

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

True, but I can dream.
They use the bible to fuck with our life styles, we find a way to do the same back to them. Weapons of Mass Denomination-FIRE!!!
Plus no more having 'the Simpsons' pre-empted by the NFL!(My real motives exposed-i'm so ashamed)

[ninsun.livejournal.com]

lol, yes the true motive comes out. Move NFL to saturday nights. I think i would be much happier too.