"Kneel son of Jor-El": Nine days to Dragon*Con

[jack_babalon]

Tonight on a very special episode of "SMALLVILLE"...


Yep i've posted this one before, but I was checking out this invite to a sexy swingers supervillain party (no i'm not joking) that I somehow got an invite for and this came immediately to mind. Yeah we've all been there, Clark. Went to the party. Had a few too many drinks. Started chatting up that 'Arty' chick with the cool sounding accent. One thing leads to another and she asks how 'opened minded' you are in the bedroom. Next thing you know your Sparticus - the super love slave of the Countess Eurotrashia!

*sigh*

And she never calls you after that...