"Kneel son of Jor-El": Nine days to Dragon*Con

[jack_babalon]

Tonight on a very special episode of "SMALLVILLE"...


Yep i've posted this one before, but I was checking out this invite to a sexy swingers supervillain party (no i'm not joking) that I somehow got an invite for and this came immediately to mind. Yeah we've all been there, Clark. Went to the party. Had a few too many drinks. Started chatting up that 'Arty' chick with the cool sounding accent. One thing leads to another and she asks how 'opened minded' you are in the bedroom. Next thing you know your Sparticus - the super love slave of the Countess Eurotrashia!

*sigh*

And she never calls you after that...

Comments

"that I somehow got an invite for "

[daucus-carota.livejournal.com]

Well, you ARE a man with odd interests! Bruhahaha... I love my life!

So, are you going? I may reclaim my 30 minute stints with my "bidding doers," The Traninee and Company, and could possibly be coerced into having them perform tricks that you might find are in keeping with your interests...

... of course, someone will have to kiss my boot first.

Hmmm... I think I have everything I need to recreate this chick's outfit... except for the white waist cincher, but that'd be easy to get or I could change all of the white to black ... hey, you may have just given me my costume... again! Thanks!

xxx

Re: "that I somehow got an invite for "

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I'll try to attend. Remember I've got an entire apartment to move with only Bill for back up that night. So i'm pretty well fucked... even if I skip the Super-Orgy;)!

"i'm pretty well fucked"

[daucus-carota.livejournal.com]

THAT is the whole idea!... oh... oops... you meant the moving... "pretty well fu..." uh... ok...
*looks at feet*

Don't forget that I'm helping either Saturday or Sunday, but don't make me move anything heavy because "I'm like le tired."

"FIRE THE MISSLE!"

oops... sorry... tangent... *looks at feet again*
xxx