I am vengence... I am the night... I am ... a crimefighting mummy?

[jack_babalon]

So you're an eccentric billionaire who, having witnessed the murder of both his parents as a child, has spent his entire life learning various martial arts techniques, yoga, ninjitsu, forensic science, criminology along with a course in Post Modern Literature (it was an elective). All of which, you tell yourself, is a part of your grand master plan in the 'war on crime'*. Of course this 'war' includes dressing up in an elaborate S&M costume, dressing a prepubescent boy up in green hot pants and going at night to beat the holy hell out of the criminally insane.

I'm fine with that.

Really.

But where does dressing up as a mummy come in again?

Maybe you (yes you) the reader can leave me a comment and explain the strategic value of dressing yourself up (along with your 12 year old ward) as a pair of mummys in an attempt to foil a bank robbery.

*-Not to be confused with the 'War on Terror', 'The War on Drugs' and 'The War on Hate' all part of America's Perpetual War series. Collect 'em all!

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Hell, I'm still working on a reasonable explanation on why Batman must wear a different colored costume each night. And, really, on why Robin never got any damned pants. I mean, I think I know the answer to that last one, but I'm trying to pretend that I don't.

[daucus-carota.livejournal.com]

The lady-in-red only believes them to be dressed as mummies. In acutality, they were on there way to audition for a series of advertisemnets. This guy won the gig:



Hope that helps.
xxx

[weishaupt.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing they lost a bet.