Looks like Al-Gajira is at it again!

[jack_babalon]

This is just another tragic example of Kaiju profiling. The actions of a few giant radioactive monsters doesn't mean that they all want to use our cities as their own personal litter box! Some are actually the 'friend of children' like lovable space turtle Gamera or the winged Rodan who played a pivotal role in the history of modern sculpture, with masterpieces such as The Thinker or The Kiss!

I think it's high time we began to rethink our policy of Monster Zero Tolerance if we're ever to win the War on Beings of Mass Destruction.


"Luckily for Gamera's reputation there were in fact no children on the passenger train that he decided to floss with!"