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jack_babalon"Don't be an asshole" she slurs at me swirling the last swig of beer in the bottle.
"If I was an asshole" I explain patiently "You would've slept with me years ago."
She downs her drink. She shoots me a pair of evil-eyes. I'd say she was a mean drunk, but to be fair... she was just mean.
"Well then don't be the worst kind of asshole there is?"
"Oh yeah. What's that then?"
"The kind I don't fuck!"
"Fair enough" I wave our waitress over and order us another round.
Good night.
"If I was an asshole" I explain patiently "You would've slept with me years ago."
She downs her drink. She shoots me a pair of evil-eyes. I'd say she was a mean drunk, but to be fair... she was just mean.
"Well then don't be the worst kind of asshole there is?"
"Oh yeah. What's that then?"
"The kind I don't fuck!"
"Fair enough" I wave our waitress over and order us another round.
Good night.