This will save your life one day!!! Excerpt from the "Anti Zombie Combat Manuever Guide"

[jack_babalon]

So I was out of work yesterday for my Zombie Apocalypse Survival Class (which is now an elective in most major universities from what I understand). I got to see our upcoming curriculum which includes such interesting courses as Rapid amputation of a limb to prevent Zombitis, How to fortify a major American shopping mall against both the living dead & belligerent biker gangs, helicopter piloting for dummies, Hobos Vs Zombies: Who would win?, "Aim for the head stupid!", The Tao of Ving Rhames, Ninjitsu for beginners, Combat Crocheting and An Introduction to Post-Structuralist Thought (who knew Barthes & Romero had so much in common?).

Most interesting was this guide to various hand signs for squad leaders of Tactical Anti Zombie Units.

Comments

[vomikronnoxis.livejournal.com]

Those are great.

~rl

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Glad you dig 'em.

By the way have you seen Who Is Bozo Texino? (http://www.billdaniel.net/who_is_bozo_texino/). It's a documentary on the 100 year old tradition of hobo & rail worker graffiti. A truly amazing documentary. They have it over at Videodrome and it'd be right up your alley.

I thought you might appreciate this.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I have just been informed by the Executive Director of my agency that we have no emergency plan that covers response to Zombie Apocalypse. I was then told not to tell anyone this on the grounds that if the State DMH hears of it, we'll be ordered by the legislature to formulate one.

Re: I thought you might appreciate this.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Ah bureaucracy in action!