This is it! The one you've all waited for...

[jack_babalon]

Ever wish you could solve all the complex issues facing our modern times through the use of giant monsters beating the crap out of each other. Well now you can.
Just go to
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster

For example Rivetheads vs. Goths

RivetHeads is a Human-Sized Bee that has a single Horn on its Forehead and X-Ray Vision, and rides around in a Metal Tripod. Strength: 3 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat RivetHeads, enter your name and choose an attack: fights RivetHeads using Strength Agility Intelligence

Other battle results
Mods vs. Skins
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=mods&def=skins&a=S

mods is a Giant Dragon that spits Jets of Water, and has Staring Red Eyes and Enormous Tusks. Strength: 9 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 7 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat mods, enter your name and choose an attack: fights mods using Strength Agility Intelligence

jack babalon vs. the "MAN"
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=jack+babalon&def=the+%22MAN%22&a=S

jack babalon is a Giant Lizard that can Fly, is in League with Dark Forces and Wreathed with Flames, controls Human Thought, and has Tough Leathery Skin. Strength: 10 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat jack babalon, enter your name and choose an attack: fights jack babalon using Strength Agility Intelligence

Sure sounds like me. Any challengers?
Also one of my favorites
SATRE VS. CAMUS
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=SATRE&def=CAMUS&a=I

**Thanks to Steve W* over yonder in myspace land **