Who?

[jack_babalon]

It took me a few times to do this. The facial recognition software kept computing that I looked like "Hell"(73%), "Shit"(62%) and "Death (warmed over)"(62%), which really upset me because those aren't celebrities per say, but rather a series of insulting nouns.

I had no idea who Fabio Cannavero was until I wikied him. An Italian Soccer player apparently. Ciao Francesica!...*blows kiss from back of Vespa Eddie Izzard style* Well as a lot of you know by now, I do still get people coming off the streets who say I look a lot like the Notorious B.I.G, it's kind of embarassing really, getting all that random adoration (not to mention assasination attempts from the West Coast Jack Babalon). Anthony Keidis? Wow, I wish. Actually before male pattern baldness took it's toll on me, I had very curly hair and had I dyed it blond (and worked out a lot) I could've pulled off Flea. While I don't see the Duvall resemblance, i've been told that I remind people of Bo Radley. Cleese is the one person on here that makes me do a little happy dance. Hey it's a fifty-fifty chance, but with the right lights and if you're drunk enough, I could pass for the second funniest man on the planet (Bill Murray still holds the number 1 spot for me). Brian Jones, wow, right on. I don't expect a lot of you to know who he is, but as long as I stay away from unattended pools and Mick Jagger I should be alright. Rene Zellweger is an odd one, mainly because her role as Bridget Jones cemented her as my number one crush of all time... now it seems a little narcissitic.

Well anyway, these resemblances are just off this one photo, so who knows who I really look like.

Comments

[esmio06.livejournal.com]

Robert Duvall!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

The Lonesome Dove himself!

[mlfoley.livejournal.com]

Let's hear it for Brian Jones! The Stones were never the same without him.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Have you ever heard the song Godstar by Psychic TV?
"...it's about Brian Jones/One of the Rol-ling Stones!" Check it out if you haven't.

Re: my results.

[vomikronnoxis.livejournal.com]

Re: my results.

[vomikronnoxis.livejournal.com]

USTINOV! YEAH!

Re: my results.

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

i like how it looks like you're looking over and saying, "wtf is affleck doing on my list?"

Re: my results.

[bookmonkey211.livejournal.com]

Exactly...It's awesome!

Re: my results.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

You know women keep asking me who that dreamy guy is with the Peter Ustinov eyes I know on LJ is... and I have to tell them: "First off ladies he's taken. Second, that's SIR Peter Ustinov, so you best recognize!"

I must admit that I also love the 'Brady Bunch' credits thing, where it looks like all the photos are looking at each other, especially the one of you about to tell Affleck that he's got to go!

[mrmysteriis.livejournal.com]

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

No Dean Martin! WTF! Though there has to be something said about a man whose face can be described as somewhere between Dostoyevsky and Dr Dre.

[sanityescapesme.livejournal.com]

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Maybe so, but for some reason this post generated more interest than any story, essay or photo batch i've posted (with the exception of the Captain America assassination)in the last few weeks.

Which probably just says more about me as an author, sad to say, than i'd usually care to admit.

[littlesebastien.livejournal.com]

i love her as bridget jones