Straight Up Disco Karate Pimpin' !!!

[jack_babalon]

In my daydreams these women are my elite personal bodyguard unit paid to follow me around my Disco a Go-Go Dojo to ensure my protection against threats both foriegn and domestic. I have the splendid afro of my youth back, wear nothing but a black silk robe with a red embroidered dragon on it with only an old West gun belt slung around the hips to keep the folds closed. Oh and don't forget the pair of mirrored shades I would never take off.

Occasionally I would get to shout out something like -
"Can youuuuuuu Diiiiig it?"

and they shout back with an enthusiastic
"HELL YEAH!!!"

Upon which I get to say something cool like-
"I want the Warriors. I want... all the Warriors... alive if possible... if not Wasted!"

Comments

[efire360.livejournal.com]

Not to mention when their gis open during a fight.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Those open gi's would be the last thing my enemies saw... they would see a glimpse of heaven before my women sent them to hell!

[efire360.livejournal.com]

Yes, flouncing body parts are indeed a good distraction against any enemy. It makes it more difficult to focus a strike upon a moving object. Same concept as tattooing your body with a powerful animal. Your opponent will not be able to focus on strike points. So, how many of your women's gates are guarded by a totem animal tattoo?

[weishaupt.livejournal.com]

HEY THOSE ARE MY DAYDREAMS!