Heckle & Jeckyll
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jack_babalon"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!"
"I don't like you now!"
During the first test I scored as
You are Queen Victoria!
This saucy little number took the throne in 1837 and three years later married her cousin Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha (To whom philosophers still ask the pertinent question:"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"). After "Prince Charlie the Kraut's" (as he was lovingly refered to by the denizens of Clerkenwell) death in 1861 she withdrew to Windsor Castle for the ritual of mourning practised then by the royales known as "Having a moan". Here the horrors began as countless street urchins, chimney sweeps and other myriad extras out of a Dickens novel were sacrificed under order of her Majesty. These obscene acts were performed in order to resurrect her true love "Chuckie" (as she was want to call him - see Tybalts, "Bride Of Chuckie, 1903, Burke press). It has been speculated by some that the true identity of Jack the Ripper was in fact none other than HRH (a theory just recently dismissed as it was proven that Jack the Ripper was really the Lockness Monster). The Queen's clandenstine blood bath came to an end in 1901 and her reanimated blood sucking corpse was disposed of some forty years later by a team up between the Golden age Union Jack & Bulldog Drummond.
*Note to non-American readers: Our Public education system gets a little iffy sometimes (See our recent election) my apologies if some of the above material is incorrect.
"I don't like you now!"
 | You scored as Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. You are the unfortunate changling from Robert Louis Stevenson's classic novel, the victim of volatile emotions that violate your reputedly noble character. Through scientific experimentation, you have divided your social and primal selves into two separate physical entities, which grapple perpetually for control of your existence. Because of this tension, your life is a maelstrom of inescapable, private turmoil.
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During the first test I scored as
You are Queen Victoria!
This saucy little number took the throne in 1837 and three years later married her cousin Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha (To whom philosophers still ask the pertinent question:"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"). After "Prince Charlie the Kraut's" (as he was lovingly refered to by the denizens of Clerkenwell) death in 1861 she withdrew to Windsor Castle for the ritual of mourning practised then by the royales known as "Having a moan". Here the horrors began as countless street urchins, chimney sweeps and other myriad extras out of a Dickens novel were sacrificed under order of her Majesty. These obscene acts were performed in order to resurrect her true love "Chuckie" (as she was want to call him - see Tybalts, "Bride Of Chuckie, 1903, Burke press). It has been speculated by some that the true identity of Jack the Ripper was in fact none other than HRH (a theory just recently dismissed as it was proven that Jack the Ripper was really the Lockness Monster). The Queen's clandenstine blood bath came to an end in 1901 and her reanimated blood sucking corpse was disposed of some forty years later by a team up between the Golden age Union Jack & Bulldog Drummond.
*Note to non-American readers: Our Public education system gets a little iffy sometimes (See our recent election) my apologies if some of the above material is incorrect.
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on 2005-01-13 06:11 pm (UTC)Dorian Gray
Count Dracula
Frankenstein's Monster
The Headless Horseman
The Invisible Man
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
What's Your 19th Century Horror Character?
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on 2005-01-14 03:48 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-01-13 09:24 pm (UTC)Oh, you so need to read Brian McNaughton's "Herbert West: Reanimated - The Horror from the Hollylands." It's a gonzo lovecraftian short chauked full of zombie/nazi/jesus/lockness monster goodness.
~rl
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on 2005-01-14 03:24 pm (UTC)-L
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on 2005-01-14 03:49 pm (UTC)