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JET-JAGUAR!!!!
"Domo arigato bitches!"
Originally designed to be Tokyo's first A.I. Sex Toy by Dr.Goro Ibuki, and later used to deal with one of Japans leading causes of death for males ages 19-65: Giant freaking radioactive lizards, Jet-Jauar is adaptive, multi functional and prone to doing the "Robot" at inappropiate times. Humanoid in appearance and stature, it is able to grow to a size best described as 'Gigormous' when threatened or made to feel inadequate by the other robots who would pick on him. Initially enslaved by strange underwater asians from "Seatopia" and forced to do the shit work for Megalon, Jet-Jaguar broke free of their deadly "mind control a size changing robot ray" and teamed up with Godzilla for a menagrie trois of mass destruction. Jet-Jaguar was last seen doing commercials for a small software company located outside of East Nippon with former sparring partner Gigan- "the beast that looked really fucked up".
Versus the one, the only, the super politically correct...
APACHE CHIEF
"I once caught a fish THIS BIG"
No secret identity for my man the "Chief of relief", no sir, first name "Apache" second name "Chief" middle name "Herbert". Origen, well one day Apache Chief was, y'know doing Apache Chief things when a medicine man told him to "Check out this new shit I got ... it'll make you 50 feet tall".
Well since Apache Chief don't have to "Just say no" he hit that shit and hit it hard and can now grow to like fifty feet or something. Plus he's got a red bandana. A.C. joined the Superfriends in the late 70's, follwing an affirmative action lawsuit filed against the JLA by the Federales. Apache Chief is currently one of the cast members of the "Surreal Life 6: Does any one watch this shit anymore".
It'll be an epic battle folk!
Write in and tell me who would win and why.
Yay interactive fun for the whole friends page.
JET-JAGUAR!!!!
"Domo arigato bitches!"
Originally designed to be Tokyo's first A.I. Sex Toy by Dr.Goro Ibuki, and later used to deal with one of Japans leading causes of death for males ages 19-65: Giant freaking radioactive lizards, Jet-Jauar is adaptive, multi functional and prone to doing the "Robot" at inappropiate times. Humanoid in appearance and stature, it is able to grow to a size best described as 'Gigormous' when threatened or made to feel inadequate by the other robots who would pick on him. Initially enslaved by strange underwater asians from "Seatopia" and forced to do the shit work for Megalon, Jet-Jaguar broke free of their deadly "mind control a size changing robot ray" and teamed up with Godzilla for a menagrie trois of mass destruction. Jet-Jaguar was last seen doing commercials for a small software company located outside of East Nippon with former sparring partner Gigan- "the beast that looked really fucked up".
Versus the one, the only, the super politically correct...
APACHE CHIEF
"I once caught a fish THIS BIG"
No secret identity for my man the "Chief of relief", no sir, first name "Apache" second name "Chief" middle name "Herbert". Origen, well one day Apache Chief was, y'know doing Apache Chief things when a medicine man told him to "Check out this new shit I got ... it'll make you 50 feet tall".
Well since Apache Chief don't have to "Just say no" he hit that shit and hit it hard and can now grow to like fifty feet or something. Plus he's got a red bandana. A.C. joined the Superfriends in the late 70's, follwing an affirmative action lawsuit filed against the JLA by the Federales. Apache Chief is currently one of the cast members of the "Surreal Life 6: Does any one watch this shit anymore".
It'll be an epic battle folk!
Write in and tell me who would win and why.
Yay interactive fun for the whole friends page.
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on 2005-01-18 09:10 pm (UTC)~rl
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on 2005-01-18 09:45 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-01-19 04:38 am (UTC)and... jet jaguar can get big... real big... really, really big...
is this a battle or a porno?
in either case, i think it's easier to breathlessly scream "jet!"
... although chief would share a smoke with you after the fu--... battle.
nope. gotta go with jet. jet! jet! jet! (please ignore gasping and moaning)