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jack_babalonMeanwhile our hero has been bombarded by "Cosmic" rays while surfing the internet at work- granting him the powers of Jungian vision, the ability to talk to marine life (but only in Esperanto) and the strength of 10 fanboys. Walk with us intrepid reader through a tale called...
The Freudian adventures of Bat-girl & Supergirl:
"Doc I keep having this dream...."
I got this off a great site. "Gone but Forgotten"
http://ape-law.com/GAF/
Gorilla Gang Up!
"Pull a mace on a winged gorilla will ya?"
Note that these are "Real Police cases"
More Monkeys Maybe?
http://www.lethargiclad.com/gorilla/
Finally we have a man sledgehammering away at a giant egg...
I don't know why this reminds me of my time in the Navy. Hmmm.....
The Freudian adventures of Bat-girl & Supergirl:
"Doc I keep having this dream...."
I got this off a great site. "Gone but Forgotten"
http://ape-law.com/GAF/
Gorilla Gang Up!
"Pull a mace on a winged gorilla will ya?"
Note that these are "Real Police cases"
More Monkeys Maybe?
http://www.lethargiclad.com/gorilla/
Finally we have a man sledgehammering away at a giant egg...
I don't know why this reminds me of my time in the Navy. Hmmm.....
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on 2005-01-19 04:41 pm (UTC)Monkeys... Apes... fantastic.
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on 2005-01-19 04:56 pm (UTC)That's gotta suck no matter how you look at it.
I also like the blurb on the "Crime Detective" cover:
"This magazine is dedicated to the prevention of crime. We hope within it's pages the youth of America will learn to know crime for what it really is...". I guess that lesson was if you break into someones apartment a large simian may descend upon you.
As true today as it was then.
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on 2005-01-19 05:16 pm (UTC)Apes... comics... I've never read this series, but I love the title: SKY APE!
Yeah, and I love Mike Mignola's use of apes & monkeys in the Hellboy comics--especially the cybernetic gorillas built by evil nazi head-in-a-jar Prof. Von Klempt. Kriegaffe!
Of course, I can't find a pic right now from the comics...
FAN RENDERING:
And this is just for fun:
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on 2005-01-19 06:05 pm (UTC)Time the allies fought back with a little "Gorilla" warfare meet...
That's right all you nazi-cyber-simians come get some!
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on 2005-01-19 05:50 pm (UTC)P.S. -----> God, how I'd love to have an article of clothing made from gorilla feathers.
Then I have a little song for you...
on 2005-01-19 06:08 pm (UTC)Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good.
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See me vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my vessssst!"
C.Montgomery Burns
Re: Then I have a little song for you...
on 2005-01-19 07:35 pm (UTC)Great episode.
Man, if I had a gorilal suit, life would take on new meaning--this is a costume item with infinite possibilities. For instance: Sorceror Ape. This is a concept I wish to explore.
Or to just have the hands from a gorilla suit and to use them as driing gloves without ever making an overt effort to draw peopel's attention to them.
God, I've gotta pull out my Robert E. Howard again.
Gorilla Grodd... there used to be an awesome pic on the internet of a comic book store owner in a Grodd costume with a magic ball... and it was awesome. But I can't find it. However, in looking, i did find THIS:
Gleek!
on 2005-01-19 07:50 pm (UTC)I couldn't find the original but I did get a good sketch
Frank Cho did this for Wizard Magazine a while back.
Meanwhile this should be on my homepage but...
furious george
on 2005-01-19 08:01 pm (UTC)OMG, I just found this:
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Missouri Miner - News
Issue: 4/1/03
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Students fined for involvement with monkey knife fight
By Hymie Green
Sorry, guys. It's only legal in international waters, according to prime-time mainstay "The Simpsons." It is NOT legal in the state of Missouri to instigate monkey knife fights, as local college students Terry James, 21, and Preston Cambridge, 20, found out the hard way. The boys are currently jailed without bond on charges of animal theft, mistreatment of animals, illegal gambling, illegal use of weapons, endangerment of others and public urination.
The students hatched their plan to "get rich quick" after an afternoon rerun of "The Simpsons," the longest running animated show on television, was aired on a local cable channel. They decided that by providing fellow students with entertainment that one could find nowhere else, they could charge incredible amounts of money to let those seeking the thrill of lifetime into their basement. There, they could witness two hungry and annoyed howler monkeys pitted against each other with a knife in their right hands. As the young men could not afford the desired hunting knives, the monkeys were given Swiss Army knives that the boys found in their roommates' dresser drawers. Finally, the audience members would be allowed to bet on the winning monkey, while James and Cambridge would act as "bookies."
"I'm sorry, but there is nothing funnier or more exciting than a monkey knife fight," stated James. "Had I any idea that it was illegal, I would have put a stop to everything. I just couldn't fathom that an activity that provides so much to so many could be wrong. I still won't. Believe me, the Young Republicans will be taking this all the way to the top."
James and Cambridge thought of almost everything, but in the end it was the very people on whom they wished to bestow joy and elation that brought the young entrepreneurs to their untimely demise. After agreeing to charge the exorbitant amount of $6.75 to enter their basement, they gleefully stuffed their backpacks full of the cash before it was pointed out that one can take in a hit movie at the local four-plex for the exact same amount. Deciding that monkey knife-fights were not worth it, the disgruntled audience got their revenge by notifying authorities.
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Re: furious george
on 2005-01-19 08:06 pm (UTC)Wow. You really need to repost this in your LJ w/ a furious George picture.
"Had I any idea that it was illegal, I would have put a stop to everything. I just couldn't fathom that an activity that provides so much to so many could be wrong. I still won't. Believe me, the Young Republicans will be taking this all the way to the top." Well It's nice to see the young Republicans do something besides sweat abortions & gay marriage.
Re: furious george
on 2005-01-19 08:27 pm (UTC)Done. Plus, I found this:
FAMOUS MONKEYS THROUGH HISTORY!
http://www.ape-o-naut.org/famous/
It inlcudes real life, comics, TV, movies...
~rl