And now part six of "Imaginary animals I wish I was eating right this very second!"

[jack_babalon]

#33-The Jackokitty
Family: Leporidae-Felis
Why?: Look into the soft, cuddly face of pure undiluted hate! Know that the Jackokitty, even though it is non-existent, is plotting at this very moment the most excruciating doom imaginable for you and all those you hold dear. Bad Jackokitty, bad!


#42-The Quackator
Family: Anatidae -Crocodylidae
Why?:I don't like his attitude!


#05 -The Man Eating Black Squirrels of Calcutta, Ga.
Family: Felidae-Sciuridae
Why?:To avenge the death of my Sensi, I must track down and eat at least 33 of these carniverous beasts. Then my blood-debt will finally be paid and I can sleep at last!

Comments

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

i want a quackator!!!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

For lunch?

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

oh, my, no!
i will love him and pet him and cuddle him
and keep him the bathtub and call him "lock-tite"...
:-D

[esmio06.livejournal.com]

I must have that bunny

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

for dinner, I would hope, because that bunny hates you (and me and all the hairless apes that make hir life a living hell!)

[esmio06.livejournal.com]

I have 2 cats now that hate me as well, it would just be another pet I pay to house and feed that wont let me touch them.
Hmmm at least this one does make a tasty stew though, you are correct sir!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Odd your two cats sound like my ex girlfriend.

[esmio06.livejournal.com]

hmmm maybe they are

[gaeasdaughter.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should have shown them the Dorian Gray picture of the bunny.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhh!