A Day of Lists

[jack_babalon]

The Woman from N.E.V.E.R. - our second date

List # 72: Supervillainesses that have broken my heart (and a few bones as well) over the years

1.Madam Mod - She showed up at the party on her Sky-Vespa, offering strange pills, unsolicited fashion advice and a night I would never forget.
2.Doctor Why, Renegade Time Lord - Sure the hot wired TARDIS, the way she wore a scarf and getting into threesomes with parallel universe versions of herself were all pretty cool... but to be honest i'm just a sucker for a British accent.
3.The Woman from N.E.V.E.R. - Like a cat she would leave dead things on my door as an offering of her affection. To bad those dead things were my landlord and my old boss...
4.Joanna Jackboot - Superstrong, invulnerable and packing a hell of a sense of humor! Still it's a bitch pleasing a woman in bed who can take a direct hit from a mortar round... just saying!
5.The Velvet Valkyrie - The best villains are in it for the 'lifestyle'. She was on all the guestlists, knew all the right criminal masterminds and even got me a temp job on the Legion of Doom (ever clean up after a homocidal talking gorilla? Worst job evah!). Then she hit the big time and like all villains that get a little popular, went to the side of angels and promptly became the 'Vanilla' Valkyrie. What we in the industry call the 'Magneto Factor'.

All right that's me. I'm heading home to my real life Supervillainess. Have fun at Skin Two everyone and i'll see some of you at the Hafla tomorrow.

Until then
Ciao
*blows kiss from the back of a stolen Sky-Vespa*