About yesterday

[jack_babalon]

DANGER: LIVEJOURNAL HAS REACHED MAXIMUM WHINING CAPACITY. OUR SERVERS SIMPLY CANNOT PROCESS ANYMORE OF YOUR BULLSHIT! MANDATORY 7 HOUR DRAMA-DETOX IS NOW IN EFFECT!

EMERGENCY BLOGGING PROTOCOLS HAVE NOW BEEN ESTABLISHED. PLEASE REDIRECT ALL POSTS PERTAINING TO HARRY POTTER, LOL CATS, DRAGON*CON, JOSS WHEDON, WARREN ELLIS, JOSS WHEDON/WARREN ELLIS SLASH FICTION, WHY YOUR DAY SUCKED, WHY YOUR FRIENDS SUCK AND WHY YOU SUCK (ALONG WITH ANY MEMES, POLLS, BLOGS & FLYERS) TO MYSPACE/FACEBOOK.

Did anyone else get this message yesterday or was it just me?

Comments

[gaeasdaughter.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I get that one all the time. Just take a few Kava Kava's, post a picture of something warm and cuddly (that's still alive ... they rejected the pic of my lynx coat), and ignore it.

[kittymel.livejournal.com]

I LOVE it!

I vow to try my best to only post good amusing stuff from now on - don't want LJ to crash again!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

You're fine. I'm sure it was probably my 500th album cover or 40 page blog about zombies & ghost prostitutes that took it down. Got a lot of work done here at the office though:)

[infraredwoman.livejournal.com]

I want to take the blame ME ME ME!

[daucus-carota.livejournal.com]

I just got a message that there power was out... I guess they hand-picked folks for this message ;)
xxx

[sophia-knows.livejournal.com]

Ah mean lady I find you everywhere
NOT MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like Spock, Only More Queer

[quizatsatterak.livejournal.com]

Wow!

I Do Not Know
One Thing Though Kind OF Odd
After Selling One Of My Camps Yesterday
And Literally Re-Plumbing The Whole Dwelling
For Them PERFECT...In About Five Hours No Less
I Drove Home, And Then All Of The Sudden I Moved
In My Chair A Certain And My Cruzer Micro San Disk
Memory Stick Decided To Come Alive And Crawl Up My Ass
Threw My Pants Pocket And Underwear Mind You...

FOR REAL, NO FUCKING JOKE...I Had To Have My Lady
Dig It Out OF My Ass Immediately....I Was Crying
It Hurt So Bad, And Freaked Me Out So Much; And Yet
Today I Am Amazed That My Asshole Was Mistaken For
A USB Port...And I Can Smile About It; Though I Kind
Of Feel Raped By Some Unknown Force; That Of Which
One Might Find In A Dr. Satan Cavern; Or Whitley Striber
Novel....

I Do Not Know, The Jury Still Is Out, And I Blame Maybe
The Purple Oatley Plumbing Primer...As I Write This
My Trashman Is Dumping What Looks To Be About 10 Trash Bags
At My Curb, Instead Of Picking Up My Usual 7

When Is That Fucking Meteor Going To Knock Us Out Of Oblivion
And Into Infamy?

~Sig

Re: Like Spock, Only More Queer

[karis-straif.livejournal.com]

A rant in the shape of a giant cheeseburger!
I have found nirvana at last!

[karis-straif.livejournal.com]

Sorry... I'm afraid they are picking on you alone!

[entropic-om.livejournal.com]

It's 'cause you're speshul.

(Ouch...I just broke the "'" on my keyboard.)

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I am so jealous of your Rosencrantz & Guldenstern icons:)

[entropic-om.livejournal.com]

*flaunts her R&G icons* ;)