![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jack_babalonMeanwhile, in their top secret base under the George Jefferson Memorial, the Robotic Initiative Pro Offensive Fighting Force (R.I.P.O.F.F.) receives an urgent call for help from an old friend.
"Doctor Dad come quick, i'm getting an emergency message from General Archibold Ulysses!"
"Put him on the VisionPhone, Timmy."
"Pshhhwitzzzzz.... RIPOFF thank God i've reached you" The General (who like all generals resembles Sam Elliot with a moustache) appears on the wall sized screen with a stern but concerned look, "The Cybershifters are attacking the Oval Office and our men are powerless to stop them!"
(cut to the front of the White House lawn, we see S.U.VICIOUS the dastardly leader of the Cybershifters ((the totally not-cool renegade amazobots)) clutching two cops in each of his giant robot fists as small arms fire ricochetts harmlessly off his steel hull)
"Bring me more!" S.U.Vicious bellows with a metallic echo "More of your delicious bite sized law enforcement officals... with their creamy, creamy middles and sweet cries of pain!!!" with that he shoves a screaming police officer into his mouth, chews and spits out a badge like an orange seed.
(Cut back to the General)
"You have to help us Doctor! The Cybershifters have promised to skin the President alive and use his hide as an elaborate fleshy robot condom while they take turns sodomizing the Joint Chiefs of Staff!"
"For Chrissakes what the hell is your problem, General? Can't you see I have a child present!"
"Well yes, but... but that's what S.U.VICIOUS said they were going..."
"Dr.Dad, what's Sodomize mean?"
"You'll find out when you're older Timmy, but for now... " Dr Dad says slamming his palm into an oversized red button on the command council, "it's time to call in ... the Archetrons!!!"
And so the R.I.P.O.F.F. Beacon goes out across the world to the heroic Amazobots known as the Archetrons - robot guardians of the All-American Way!
A public transportation bus rumbles down the road and is abruptly cut off by a sleek cheery red Jaguar XJB and splashes some schmuck in a suit waiting at the stop. The V-8 engine purrs steadily underneath Mile Davis' Jeru that's blasting out of it's very expensive hi-fi speakers. Suddenly there is a loud Beeping noise and a large robot foot steps on the Jaguar crushing it like an overpriced soda can. We see that the bus has been "Amazoformed" into Tok-N the noble leader of the Archetrons!
"Uh-Oh my R.I.P.O.F.F. Pager is vibrating" Tok-N expounds out loud for no reason at all and continues, "and it sounds like the Cybershifters are up to their old tricks again. There's no time to lose, but first..."
Tok-N crouches down in front of the bus stop and starts groaning loudly. Then slowly we see an upside human covered in WD-40 emerge from the mighty Amazobots posterior until he is squeezed out unceremoniously with a thud to the ground. Then another human appears, is pushed out, falls, then is replaced by two more hapless commuters, then finally a rather large one wiggles out but seems stuck around the mid torso.
"Grrrrr...c'mon already!" Finally with a noise not unlike the pluck of an oversized toliet plunger the last human is dropped off, Tok-N lets out a metallic sigh of relief, tears off the roof of a nearby car and proceeds to wipe his posterior clean of any grease with it.
The schmuck in the suit looks at the grease covered humans who seem alive but in a terrible state of shock and then looks up at the towering Tok-N.
"You know i'll... i'll just catch the next one."
Cut to other Awesome Amazobots answering the call to adventure!
A S.W.A.T. truck, swerves through traffic with astonising grace, screams around the corner in a wail of screeching tires and sirens in despearate pursuit. An old man pushing a shopping cart stops to look at the spectacle but is shocked when his cart turns into the Amazobot known as WINO!
Somewhere in an office building we see a very bored employee sitting on a copier machine with his pants pulled down, xeroxing multiple shots of his ass much to his enjoyment. There is a bionic 'chou-chou-chou-clang' and the man is swallowed into the machine as INKJET appears in the machines place shooting out xeroxed images of the mans face screaming.
An ice cream truck leaves many children permanently scarred for life when right before their very eyes the vehicle turns into CHILLY, the youngest of the Archetrons, known as the one with the can do attitudeand perpetually looped childrens music chiming from it's chest. This is why none of the other Archetrons like CHILLY to be honest.
At a very solemn funeral, a hearse suddenly sprouts legs, stands up, a robotic head springs out from the back of the bumper and two arms unfold from the doors that have opened into wings. Behold GOTHVESTITE who soars off into action with a roar of two twin ion thruster jetpacks installed under its chasis. A moment passes and GOTHVESTITE returns. Presses some buttons on his chest that emit a sound like a microwave timer being set. There is a humming noise and finally the coffin is ejected out in front of the deceased's family; steaming hot and not to be touched for at least two minutes. Then the morbidest of the Amazobots launches off again leaving the dearly departed even more emotionally crippled than before.
In a downtown sex shop, VIBRO, the littlest (but oddly the most satisfying) of the awesome Amazobots hums into action!
Cut to all of them in a multisectioned screen shot: "All right Archetrons... Let's do this thing!"
"The Totally Awesome Amazobots will be back after these very important posts...
"Doctor Dad come quick, i'm getting an emergency message from General Archibold Ulysses!"
"Put him on the VisionPhone, Timmy."
"Pshhhwitzzzzz.... RIPOFF thank God i've reached you" The General (who like all generals resembles Sam Elliot with a moustache) appears on the wall sized screen with a stern but concerned look, "The Cybershifters are attacking the Oval Office and our men are powerless to stop them!"
(cut to the front of the White House lawn, we see S.U.VICIOUS the dastardly leader of the Cybershifters ((the totally not-cool renegade amazobots)) clutching two cops in each of his giant robot fists as small arms fire ricochetts harmlessly off his steel hull)
"Bring me more!" S.U.Vicious bellows with a metallic echo "More of your delicious bite sized law enforcement officals... with their creamy, creamy middles and sweet cries of pain!!!" with that he shoves a screaming police officer into his mouth, chews and spits out a badge like an orange seed.
(Cut back to the General)
"You have to help us Doctor! The Cybershifters have promised to skin the President alive and use his hide as an elaborate fleshy robot condom while they take turns sodomizing the Joint Chiefs of Staff!"
"For Chrissakes what the hell is your problem, General? Can't you see I have a child present!"
"Well yes, but... but that's what S.U.VICIOUS said they were going..."
"Dr.Dad, what's Sodomize mean?"
"You'll find out when you're older Timmy, but for now... " Dr Dad says slamming his palm into an oversized red button on the command council, "it's time to call in ... the Archetrons!!!"
And so the R.I.P.O.F.F. Beacon goes out across the world to the heroic Amazobots known as the Archetrons - robot guardians of the All-American Way!
A public transportation bus rumbles down the road and is abruptly cut off by a sleek cheery red Jaguar XJB and splashes some schmuck in a suit waiting at the stop. The V-8 engine purrs steadily underneath Mile Davis' Jeru that's blasting out of it's very expensive hi-fi speakers. Suddenly there is a loud Beeping noise and a large robot foot steps on the Jaguar crushing it like an overpriced soda can. We see that the bus has been "Amazoformed" into Tok-N the noble leader of the Archetrons!
"Uh-Oh my R.I.P.O.F.F. Pager is vibrating" Tok-N expounds out loud for no reason at all and continues, "and it sounds like the Cybershifters are up to their old tricks again. There's no time to lose, but first..."
Tok-N crouches down in front of the bus stop and starts groaning loudly. Then slowly we see an upside human covered in WD-40 emerge from the mighty Amazobots posterior until he is squeezed out unceremoniously with a thud to the ground. Then another human appears, is pushed out, falls, then is replaced by two more hapless commuters, then finally a rather large one wiggles out but seems stuck around the mid torso.
"Grrrrr...c'mon already!" Finally with a noise not unlike the pluck of an oversized toliet plunger the last human is dropped off, Tok-N lets out a metallic sigh of relief, tears off the roof of a nearby car and proceeds to wipe his posterior clean of any grease with it.
The schmuck in the suit looks at the grease covered humans who seem alive but in a terrible state of shock and then looks up at the towering Tok-N.
"You know i'll... i'll just catch the next one."
Cut to other Awesome Amazobots answering the call to adventure!
A S.W.A.T. truck, swerves through traffic with astonising grace, screams around the corner in a wail of screeching tires and sirens in despearate pursuit. An old man pushing a shopping cart stops to look at the spectacle but is shocked when his cart turns into the Amazobot known as WINO!
Somewhere in an office building we see a very bored employee sitting on a copier machine with his pants pulled down, xeroxing multiple shots of his ass much to his enjoyment. There is a bionic 'chou-chou-chou-clang' and the man is swallowed into the machine as INKJET appears in the machines place shooting out xeroxed images of the mans face screaming.
An ice cream truck leaves many children permanently scarred for life when right before their very eyes the vehicle turns into CHILLY, the youngest of the Archetrons, known as the one with the can do attitudeand perpetually looped childrens music chiming from it's chest. This is why none of the other Archetrons like CHILLY to be honest.
At a very solemn funeral, a hearse suddenly sprouts legs, stands up, a robotic head springs out from the back of the bumper and two arms unfold from the doors that have opened into wings. Behold GOTHVESTITE who soars off into action with a roar of two twin ion thruster jetpacks installed under its chasis. A moment passes and GOTHVESTITE returns. Presses some buttons on his chest that emit a sound like a microwave timer being set. There is a humming noise and finally the coffin is ejected out in front of the deceased's family; steaming hot and not to be touched for at least two minutes. Then the morbidest of the Amazobots launches off again leaving the dearly departed even more emotionally crippled than before.
In a downtown sex shop, VIBRO, the littlest (but oddly the most satisfying) of the awesome Amazobots hums into action!
Cut to all of them in a multisectioned screen shot: "All right Archetrons... Let's do this thing!"
"The Totally Awesome Amazobots will be back after these very important posts...
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
on 2007-08-03 07:35 pm (UTC)Bravo bravo... encore!!!
no subject
on 2007-08-03 07:53 pm (UTC)We'll see if anyone else dug this one.
no subject
on 2007-08-03 08:42 pm (UTC)is there a 'very special episode' involving gothvestite and vibro?
no subject
on 2007-08-03 08:52 pm (UTC)Yes, it involves the evil Cybershifter DILDONICUS, who doesn't even 'amazoform' into a sex toy... the other Cybershifters just don't care for him very much! You can buy bootleg DVD copies at D*C this year as well.