The Gayometer Commands You!!!

[jack_babalon]

I stumbled home drunk with this site while slumming over in Myspace.
Good for a few laughs(or uncomfortable denials-up to you really!)

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

Jack Babalon is 33% Gay
"Your open minded between the sheets but rarely show
your gay side out on the streets"

To put it in another perspective let's check out the stats:
95% Gay= -
"I have nothing to declare but my own Genius!"

85%Gay= - Don't believe me just ask
Beast-man, Man-at-Arms or *snicker* Fistor!*

75%Gay= "Thatsa some spicy Meatballs!"

60%Gay= *-Sweet Jesus Jerry Fawell was right!

50%Gay=*-Mainly the 70's


35%Gay= *-"Oh you sexy Log Cabin Republicans"

25%Gay= -Special thanx to he morale majority- who seem to be experts at watching kids cartoons and finding the dreaded "Gay agenda" hidden within.

10%Gay= - Since Big Nobodaddy Jehovah is omnipotent I'd imagine he'd at least have made a circuit party or two.

Gay, but not homosexual gay



So as you can see I fit in somewhere between a Honest Abe & Spongebob Squarepants! What a strange sandwich that'd make- "Hold the Mayo Honest Abe I'm coming up!"

And now back to your regularly scheduled friends list.



* Yes kids there really was an action figure called "Fistor" who with trim beard, buff build, fur shorts and a big metal fist might have just screwed up my childhood enough for me to join the Navy and DJ a fetish club. Or maybe it's just me?http://www.americandreamcomics.com/index.php?blogid=10&archive=2002-10

Comments

[scarletdemon.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!

[raygunn-revival.livejournal.com]

I was 33% gay as well.

How...queer!

[drsmax.livejournal.com]

Oh come on. You wear wimminz underwearz fer chirsakes. Fag!

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

hokey smokes! 46%? me? really?

i like to think of it as being "bendy-straight"...
(can't remember which bbcamerica drama i got that from,
but i've always liked it...)

[vomikronnoxis.livejournal.com]

Ha! I remember the sexy chests and detachable clothing on He-Man and all his manly friends. I was told never to take them off--especially when playing with them in the tub.

And I don't care what anyone says, this movie rocks:


~rl

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

But I always think of the Simpsons line where Mr.Burns asks Homer: "What is a Skeletor?".
I think of when the folks saw me using Beastman to flog a barechested He-man doll that I was promptly moved back to Starwars figures immediately.
Little did they know about the erotic adventures of Han
Solo & Chewbacca over at my Jawa robot factory;)

[drsmax.livejournal.com]

What a bunch of sissies.

I'm only 30% gay.

All hail Fistor!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Yeah but your still only 70% straight;)

I haven't found it yet-but I suspect there's some Fistor slash fiction out there somewhere.

[ketzl.livejournal.com]

hilarious scale! I should do one for females. I scored 60% (well-adjusted mostly hetero babe) but what does that mean, really?

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I think 60% would put you somewhere between "She-Ra" and
"Velma" from Scooby Doo.

[pekkle.livejournal.com]

"pekkle is 53% gay.

Your very open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets!"

damn, finally an accurate quiz (I am just chicken shit when it comes to chatting-up the ladies. have a man, thanks)