Though I look more like his uncle

[jack_babalon]

Your Score: Pugsley Addams!

Our test has determined that you possess
56% Hellbentness, 11% Sanguinity, and 51% Creeps!
Well done!

Our smart-n-sassy little test has determined that your Proto-Goth Icon Match(tm) is Pugsley Addams!

Pugsley is the son of Gomez and Morticia Addams. A chip off the headman's block. he is a short, squat boy who resembles his uncle Fester, only Pugsley has hair. Pugsley is fond of his striped t-shirt and shorts and is rarely seen wearing anything different. Few words escape his lips as he is more inclined to communicate via his actions. He is a fast learner and has picked up his uncle's love of explosives. Pugsley is a very retrospective child and is not quite sure where he fits into the world. He even has tried his hand at joining the Boy Scouts! Pugsley loves animals. His pets include Aristotle, the octopus and Fang, the Jaguar, as well as Kitty Kat, the lion. His favorite hobby is to play "Guinea Pig" to Wednesdays strange game ideas, such as "Is there a God?"

Pugsleys greatest attributes are a sense of fun, loyalty to his sister, and thoughtfulness. At age 10, he is the older of the two Addams children, and greatly admires his father and his Great-Uncle Fester. Likewise, those two adult role models see a grand future for Pugsley - provided that he doesn't get caught.

Link: The what Proto-Goth Icon are you? Test written by anastasia_x on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

I remember this odd metalhead urban legend that went around my school that the kid who played Pugsley Addams grew up to be none other than King Diamond (front man for Mercyful Fate & one of black metals most distinct falsettos). This was amongst other beliefs(rumor-faiths?)including Satans fondness for leaving dyslexic subliminal messages on Slayer albums(between gigs being invoked at black magick ceremonial keggers and freelance consulting the Reagan white house), that Ozzy Osbourne led to occult induced suicide (second only to drunk driving amongst teen related deaths in the 80s), that there was a secret army of undead rock stars hiding amongst mankind ("Zombie John Bonham demands Braaaainss... four quadruple vodkas") and of course one cannot forget that if you played Iron Maiden's Ace's High while eating pop rocks... on a Sunday... Eddie would explode out of your stomach xenomorph style!

All of which turned out to be true.

Except the whole Pugsley Addams/King Diamond thing.

Just one of the many perils of life before the internet.