Your semi-daily (by which I mean whenever I feel like it) video!

[jack_babalon]

"They're years ahead of us"~Homer Simpson

In America we have monkey cowboys that ride on the backs of dogs at rodeos. Which is not only an apt metaphor for American foriegn policy but also a lot of fun to watch! Meanwhile the Japanese have gone one better, they have trained chimpanzee's in the forbidden arts of the Iron-Chef (watch as this chimpanzee makes a noodle dish from scratch... meanwhile i'm baffled by anything that doesn't fit in a microwave). Also the chimpanzee enjoys walking his dog.

The line in Black Rain about how Japan "lost the war, but won the peace!" has never been so apt.

Comments

[esmio06.livejournal.com]

cool I can now make pasta, thanks to that monkey and his instructional video.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

First comes the pasta then comes the inevitable monkey uprising!

[esmio06.livejournal.com]

this monkehy can bring the sauce

[animeoni.livejournal.com]

that monkey is smarter than a lot of people I work with.

I assume the word bubbles coming from the monkey are all swear words don't you?

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Not just swear words but swear words about us Americans!

[destructodeluxo.livejournal.com]

"When that red light goes off hes gon fuck that lil dog"

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

He sure is Destructodeluxo, he sure is!

[destructodeluxo.livejournal.com]

Monkey attacks man...bites testicles off


"Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian that besides the damage to his face, Davis had his testicles and foot mauled off. Buddy, a 16-year-old male chimp, initiated the attack and after he was shot, Ollie, a 13-year-old male, grabbed the gravely injured man and dragged him down the road, according to Chealander."


Not it but in this everybody wins!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRbYsAUpie4&mode=related&search=





Shakes: Look kid. You're a loser. Your parents had to pay grown men to come and play with you today, because kids collectively, on a whole, think you suck.