The Buccaneer Stops Here!

[jack_babalon]

"No quarter... you bilge sucking blaggard!"

"While I do appreciate the enthusiasm of your cutlass's thrust Captain (as well as the cut of those fine white bicycle shorts ye be wearing)... but all this fighting be unnecessary, tell me... have ye not heard of a 'Ménagerie à trois' before?"



"Wait... wait... we got the 'Sodomy and the lash' but where's the Rum?"


The hardest part of being a pirate Captain? Annual performance reviews.


Amongst such historically famous rivalries such as Beatniks versus Hobos, Ninjas versus Clowns and Vikings versus non-Vikings comes - Pirates Versus Charros!


"The heroic Adventures of Captain Daring... the bi-curious pirate!"


Pirate Democracy!

Comments

[dj-spider.livejournal.com]

The Bi-Curious pirate one rocks! :)

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[helenaannabel.livejournal.com]

LOL that is hysterical!

thanks i really needed the laugh

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service:)

[vomikronnoxis.livejournal.com]

Captain Darling is "the fatted freebooter of the seven seas?" Wha?

~rl

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I think that's "Famed".

[vomikronnoxis.livejournal.com]

NSFW:

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/keira-knightley-comic-porn-johnny-depp-orlando-bloombook-3-12-07.jpg

[meemeedarling.livejournal.com]

I assumed all pirates were bi-curious. At least they should be.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

A common misperception from what I understand ... a lot of them were just straight up gay!

[meemeedarling.livejournal.com]

[therealmacgyver.livejournal.com]

Say "hey" to Rorschach for me while you in the Watchmen universe would ya

I had no idea there were so many pirate comics...

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Ahh, yes quite a few actually check out
http://www.larryvoyer.com/ (and click on Pirates & Privateers) and there's a whole section on pirate comics, novels, cigars and everything else in between.

I think this cover reminds me most of the Pirate Comic in the Watchmen...

[therealmacgyver.livejournal.com]

Nifty. I just read it (yes I know, silence, didn't have a comic book shop hear for ages/I live in the sticks/I'm a hethen) so anything pirate comic related = Watchmen

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Ahh, yes quite a few actually check out
http://www.larryvoyer.com/ (and click on Pirates & Privateers) and there's a whole section on pirate comics, novels, cigars and everything else in between.

I think this cover reminds me most of the Pirate Comic in the Watchmen...