"Some tips on how to up your popularity quotient"

[jack_babalon]

This ones for the ladies in the house... the single ladies!



So to recap:
1-Why not give Chinese food a chance.
2-Hang out in public in your bathing suit.
3-This is no time to be proud... tell your friends you'd shag a snake if it didn't wiggle so much!
4-If he doesn't want a home cooked meal ... then he's either gay or a commie!
5-Jack knows your not busy!
6-Run! That old couple totally wants to hook up with a threesome with you!

Well I hope this helps. Just remember prozac, liqour and a can-do attitude are your tickets to a MAN!

Comments

[esmio06.livejournal.com]

I think she wants the snake to wiggle

I beg to differ

[meemeedarling.livejournal.com]

#2 would be the key to me never snagging another man for the rest of my life.

[animeoni.livejournal.com]

wow i could have really used this when i was single. it took me forever to find a strange boy roaming around, give him booze, and take him home. luckily jody was a keeper.

[weishaupt.livejournal.com]

Showing some cleavage is a winner, too.