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Have you ever kissed the wrong woman because you were blindfolded at a party? Yeah, I think we've all been there... in fact it's one of the reasons I don't get invited to those Eros Parties anymore (that and my monstrous lack of charm).




This happens, like, every Dragon*Con I swear. When will women stop falling for guys dressed as the Golden Age Green Lantern? (three geek points to anyone who gets that).


Welcome to the Red States of America - where the terms 'Family Values & 'Mother Fucker' go hand in hand... literally!



God if I had a dollar for everytime a date ended with me pounding my fists on a closed bus depot in the rain... i'd certainly be fourteen dollars richer right now, i'll tell you that for free.



"Is it because...?"

"I'm sorry son, it's just that there's no such thing as a 'Doctor of Sexiness'... well outside of porno movies I guess."

"Please... just... just don't tell the nurses!"




Quick Hint honey: Did you meet these men on the internets?

Uh-huh....

on 2007-11-28 09:55 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] catwalk.livejournal.com
yay! 3 geek points for me!

"dr. cramer, you could be the world's greatest doctor... except for the fact that you know fuckall about medicine!" that's what the balloons should have said, y'know...

on 2007-11-28 10:12 pm (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (family)
Posted by [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
"Can a girl be faithful when she has... ONE HUSBAND but TWO LOVES?


Oooh! Ooh! I know this one, pick me!!

on 2007-11-29 02:03 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] gumboot.livejournal.com
i dig your monstrous...lack of charm which, btw, isn't lacking at all in case you wanted an outside objective fifth party opinion..

Girls' Love?

on 2007-11-29 03:52 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
I would like to point out that all of those stories seem to be about girls and boys, with nary a girl-and-girl story in sight. This comic is inaccurately labeled.

on 2007-11-29 08:52 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] animeoni.livejournal.com
you charm my bobby sox off darling.

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