
Have you ever kissed the wrong woman because you were blindfolded at a party? Yeah, I think we've all been there... in fact it's one of the reasons I don't get invited to those Eros Parties anymore (that and my monstrous lack of charm).

This happens, like, every Dragon*Con I swear. When will women stop falling for guys dressed as the Golden Age Green Lantern? (three geek points to anyone who gets that).

Welcome to the Red States of America - where the terms 'Family Values & 'Mother Fucker' go hand in hand... literally!

God if I had a dollar for everytime a date ended with me pounding my fists on a closed bus depot in the rain... i'd certainly be fourteen dollars richer right now, i'll tell you that for free.

"Is it because...?"
"I'm sorry son, it's just that there's no such thing as a 'Doctor of Sexiness'... well outside of porno movies I guess."
"Please... just... just don't tell the nurses!"

Quick Hint honey: Did you meet these men on the internets?
Uh-huh....
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on 2007-11-28 09:55 pm (UTC)"dr. cramer, you could be the world's greatest doctor... except for the fact that you know fuckall about medicine!" that's what the balloons should have said, y'know...
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on 2007-11-28 10:12 pm (UTC)Oooh! Ooh! I know this one, pick me!!
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on 2007-11-29 02:03 am (UTC)Girls' Love?
on 2007-11-29 03:52 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-11-29 08:52 pm (UTC)