Babalon dreaming

[jack_babalon]

"The New Sexual Promiscuity - Flying Kicks and All!"

When an Axis sub sank the USS Destroyer November, the lone survivor, Seaman 3rd Class Jonathan Chance, should've met his end at the bottom of a watery grave. Instead he washed ashore on an island that no white man had ever set foot on before... the Island of Silk Amazons.

This race of statesque warrior women, intrigued by the strange appearance of the shipwrecked sailor, nursed him back to health. Over the next few months he became a sort of fertility-god/love-slave to the tribe of Silk Amazons, who trained him in the Thirty-Two Deadly Arts of Full Contact Combat Tantra. In time Chance escaped his captors by way of an improvised hang-glider/raft. After a harrowing month at sea, Chance was picked up by a small Turkish trading frigate that dropped him off in San Francisco.

His family, his friends, even his government believing him dead, Chance began a new life as the successful author of many love making manuals and occasionally doing freelance work as the Hawaiian shirt clad atomic age era private investigator - "The Kung-Fu Killer".

For the right price Jonathan Chance could either send you to heaven with a kiss or to hell with a spinning back kick to the face. Over the years he has worked as a body guard to Frank Sinatra, tutored Albert Einstein in the arcane arts of 'asking a lady out', saved the Univac from falling into the hands of the Reds, served as Jack Kennedy's personal 'Love Coach' and reportedly is the only known man in the world to have snuck into Cuba in '64 where he shaved Castro's beard off while he slept!

In 1972, Jonathan Chance vanished from the face of the Earth. Some say he went back to the Island of Silk Amazons to spend his last remaining years enjoying the tropical paradise that changed his life forever. Others say he still lives, as the head of a top-secret military Harem, training America's future spies in the Arts of Combat Tantra. Others insist that he was an urban myth, a ghost story to scare pimps and a fairy tale to the unloved the world over.

But the real story has never been told...

...until now.

Comments

[daucus-carota.livejournal.com]

heeheehee... love him!
xxx

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

I just had to do something with the match up between image and blurb - how could the "New Sexual Promiscuity" not involve Kung-Fu?