Daddy... don't let your daughters grow up to be cow-girls!

[jack_babalon]

In the town of Whiplash, Arizona the law was carried out by one woman who wouldn't take "no" for an answer- Sheriff Daisy Belladonna, full-time law-woman, part-time dominatrix, former Grammy award winning country-western singer and one hundred percent red blooded American! Along with her loyal steed, deputy Jethro "T-Bone" Bonsworth the Third, Sheriff Belladonna upholds the law deep in the heart of rattler country with nothing but her Iron between her and an unrelenting tide of vicious puritanical myopia. If your safety word is "Justice!" then you'll be sure to thrill to...

... oh wait, never mind, it's about a "Sex lottery that paid big prizes in after-hour orgies".

Well I guess that could be fun too. What would you get... a 'Pick Six' kinda deal (or would that be "The Love Lotto... you gotta be in it to win it!" I'm thinking of?). Not that I'm a prude or anything. No, sir (or ma'am... or officer in charge!). In fact I remember joining an "Office Sex Lottery" back on the Cube-Farm where we all chipped in a buck and decided to split the orgy between us evenly if we won. Never did though... ended up having to settle on getting those scratch-off orgy tickets you buy at liquor stores (outside a few extra-tickets the only thing I won was a light spanking from a very earnest young woman named Deamonia... no wait, that was the church raffle).

Anyway it's a great cover if you ask me!

Going on a mini-vacation tomorrow with Vee to go see my folks in Mouse-Town. Be back Monday-ish, until then... Happy Trails!

Comments

[weishaupt.livejournal.com]

I want a nude ranch nymph.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Simple enough. All you have to do is cut out the first picture of a naked wo/man you come across in a magazine, stuff the picture into the lining of an old cow-boy hat, hang said hat off a branch of the 23rd dead tree you come across, recite your favorite line in a porn movie three times (some TOPY cats choose to remove any repeating letters and vowels in the quote they cite) and from then...

... well, you'll see:)

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

i wanna be a cowgirl/sheriff/ranch nymph/officer in charge.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

And I'd like to see the resume you'd have to send out to get the job:)