My three "Happy's"

[jack_babalon]

"The perilous and erotic adventures of an unpublished author"

1. Drinking cocktails with the ghost of Lee Marvin 'til four in the morning while listening to the haunting surf guitar chords of Joe Meeks.
2. Multiple Orgasms for the Poor!
3. Black market copies of 'Astronaut Fights'. Leaked footage off of the decaying MIR station feed showing that there is no better expression of manhood than watching two vodka drunk cosmonauts engaging in ultraviolent fisticuffs in zero gravity.

Comments

[sophia-knows.livejournal.com]

thanks so so much
you have made me laugh so hard
I mean everyone tells us their happy's and
its cute but the picture just TOO FUNNY

THANKS FOR THE LAUGH

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Good, fewer things give me pleasure than knowing I've made someone laugh... so thank you for letting me know:)

[daucus-carota.livejournal.com]

#2... please explain
(you made me laugh, as well as sophia_knows, but you know you make me laugh!)

#4. Yay for your mom!

xxx

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

#2 - "Multiple orgasms for the poor!" these were the last words shouted by my great-great-grandfather Alawishus Babalon from his deathbed in a brothel in Vienna. They were directed towards the priest who had arrived to provide him with the final rites of benediction and were immediately accompanied with a sharp, sudden slap to the befuddled holy man's face which seemed to bring much joy to old Alawishus before he sank beneath the veil of the world and the light. As to the exact origin of this most obscure battle cry, well that's been long lost in the passing of the tale... but the very utterance of it, my dearest Daucus Carota, brings a warm smile to my face without reason why.