Thelema Cat is watching you Masturbate!

[jack_babalon]

Back when I was an angry young man trapped in the wilds of SoFL-Suburbia, I briefly dated (i.e. occasionally slept with) an earnest young deathrocker, who told me without a doubt or the slightest hint of sarcasm, that her cat was the reincarnation of Aleister Crowley. She named the reincarnated Master Therion, Horus and enjoyed cuddling him while she danced around in her cotton pink panties to old Echo & The Bunnymen LP's. Occasionally when we would cut school and hang out at her parents house, I would lay in bed with her smoking up her Dads weed with abandon and then spend hours trying to get old Horus to play chess with me or regale me with tales of climbing treacherous mountains or failing that to at least lay a few tantra-tips on me in the pleasing of his mistress. Horus however would do nothing more than give me that look all cats give me that says 'One day we will rule this planet you inept hairless monkey'. Still I have seen fewer living beings as happy as 'Thelema-Cat' being squeezed into a pair of heavy 17 year old breasts while being sung an off key chorus of 'Bring on the dancing horses'.

Different times I guess.