Meth-od Man
Aug. 1st, 2008 09:29 pmOh how far we've come from the days of "this is your brain on drugs... any questions?" and "Just say 'No'"...

No, normally sex would at least cost... oh I don't know, at least twenty bucks minimum, but nothing rough!

That's why you should only hang out with 'friends' who can hold their shit... hey way to ruin the night ODing in an alley way, Craig... now we'll never be invited back to the Vice Magazine Staff Party.

"Look... I'm just saying if you really loved me and I mean really loved me... then you'd sell your body to Science... hey, I know Baby... but having your brain replaced with a rabid pitt bull's is the only way we'll be able to score!"

Remember kids... do not do the "Meth" while reading Clive Barker novels... the good ones at least.
Now you know...

No, normally sex would at least cost... oh I don't know, at least twenty bucks minimum, but nothing rough!

That's why you should only hang out with 'friends' who can hold their shit... hey way to ruin the night ODing in an alley way, Craig... now we'll never be invited back to the Vice Magazine Staff Party.

"Look... I'm just saying if you really loved me and I mean really loved me... then you'd sell your body to Science... hey, I know Baby... but having your brain replaced with a rabid pitt bull's is the only way we'll be able to score!"

Remember kids... do not do the "Meth" while reading Clive Barker novels... the good ones at least.
Now you know...
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on 2008-08-02 02:11 am (UTC)This concept is ripe for parody -- I'm just not coming up with much off the top of my head.
But I'm all for it. If we have to scare the kids these days with the prospect of Lumberjack Rape to keep them off drugs, then that's what we've got to do.
~rl
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on 2008-08-02 02:15 am (UTC)no subject
on 2008-08-02 06:46 am (UTC):-)
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on 2008-08-02 12:48 pm (UTC)I read an article in USA Today that said 94 percent of all meth addicts are raped by lumberjacks at least once during their struggle. Roving bands of them scower the earth in search of that sweet, $10 sex.
~rl
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on 2008-08-02 02:20 am (UTC)I can't even begin to talk about how fucked up and triggering that image is for a fucking ad... I want to shoot whoever green lit it.
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on 2008-08-02 02:31 am (UTC)If you blow up the image you can find the original website these images are from. Not sure if it'll tell you the company that came up with the campaign though.
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on 2008-08-02 04:27 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2008-08-02 04:37 pm (UTC)