It's as easy as 1... 2.. 3

[jack_babalon]

Man... couldn't he just 'Jesus-Magic' the pretzel out of my throat?

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[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then he misses a prime opportunity for semi-divine frotteurism.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

You know I wasn't sure what the word "Frotteurism" meant so I plugged it in my search engine and it for some reason defaulted to an image search... and well... wow, is that really Betty Rubble?

[mlfoley.livejournal.com]

The Gospel has never been clearer.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

"Get Thee Behind Me..." indeed!

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

sheesh, aint you never seen no exorcism before?

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Oh is that how you do it?

you have faith

[major-shock.livejournal.com]

if you want miracles or something like it. He only does the mircle stuff when you need wine or water or such the Heimlich is just any old day trick he saves the good stuff for when you need it so he told me one when we were riding bikes. POWER ON keep it up jack.

Re: you have faith

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but I have to ask, kind of bike does Jesus ride, good sir?

Re: you have faith

[major-shock.livejournal.com]

Well he has a hand made steel road bike made in Italy of course and a good old fashioned rigid mtn bike he does that smooth the trails thing and he rides on water to cross the streams too. He does not own a car actually he walks or rides mostly or does that whole appear thing. He does have an old BMW motorcycle he rides on occasion.

[msicenhour.livejournal.com]

So that's where all those Priest got the idea!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

No... but only because we clearly see Jesus at least 'reaching around'.

[msicenhour.livejournal.com]

Oh I see. Love thy fellow man.