Costumes I hope to see at D*C... Bizarro Bat-Man

[jack_babalon]

BEHOLD THE UTILITY BELT OF SHAME!

"Me am the Goddam Bizarro Bat-Man!"

Comments

[hellblazer.livejournal.com]

Sweet Christmas, that's awesome. Did Jeph Loeb's Bizarro-Batman have a useless belt?

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I tried digging out my old Superman/Batman run but couldn't find any hint of a Batzarro utility belt. I think the Jeph Loeb version uses pistols instead (in reverse of Bruce's aversion to firearms).

[hellblazer.livejournal.com]

Okay, I can see that. It makes perfect sense, actually.

None of which changes the fact that the useless belt is the most fantastic thing in, well, ever. I think it has quite literally blown my fucking mind.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Well I copied, cut and repasted what I'm now calling the 'Utility Belt of Shame' panel. Feel free to have at if you'd like. It is indeed one of those Silver Age Zen moments that can baffle even the most rigid of paradigms.

[gaeasdaughter.livejournal.com]

Me have useless portfolio. Uninterest anybody?

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

You know many a prospective employer are impressed if you can speak fluent 'Bizarronese'.

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

me have all your batman base.

so is the batmobile, like, a honda hybrid?
or maybe a segway?

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

The Bizarromobile or the regular 'in continuity one'?

I'd say the Bizarromobile would have to be a wagon that Robin pulls or Bizarro Bat's huffs it on foot.

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

i just figured a bizarro-mobile would be fuel-efficient and compact, unlike the hulking all-terrain chariot of the gods in the movies.

[animeoni.livejournal.com]

now that's some great shit.