Writer's Block: You and A Fictional Character of Your Choice

[jack_babalon]

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Pfff... too easy, I choose you Jesus of Nazareth:

"Oh no, Jesus we're stranded on an island... quick use your 'Messiah Powers' to summon a giant whale to give us a ride back to land..."

"I'm sorry, my Son... you are thinking of Aquaman"

"Well can't you summon Aquaman then?"

"No, I'm afraid not... the King of the Seven Sea's is a 'Scientologist'"

"Really?"

"Oh, yes... you would be surprised to learn how many superheroes are actually Scientologists"

"Damn..."

"Excuse me..."

"Sorry, force of habit... so um, can you still walk on water?"

"I am the Lord, the Light and the Logos my Son... if I wanted to I could Moon-Walk across the ocean!"

"Well quick, Jesus... run across the waves and get help!"

"Now you're thinking of Lassie..."

"Is Lassie a Scientologist, too?"

"..."

"..."

"Very well my Son... you wait here and I'll go 'get help'"

"Thanks Jesus... you're the greatest!"

"Verily..."

Twenty three years later and on an unknown island in the Pacific Ocean-

"You know I don't think Jesus is coming back..."

Comments

[melodyclark.livejournal.com]

jb23, have I told you lately that I love you? lol

That's my favorite answer ever to one of those writers block things

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Why thank you:)

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

i'm a tad surprised that no one has taken you to task
for referring to jesus as a 'fictional character'.
i'm not arguing with you, i'm just surprised. ;-)

andalsoplustoo, along those lines... i choose poseidon.
bwah-ha-ha-ha-hahahahaha!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I thought about that after I posted it and then figured 'ahhh the hell wid it'.

You know reading the answers I was amazed at how few people picked a character that could get them off the island.

[eatsoylentgreen.livejournal.com]

dude you just got dissed by jesus

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Not only that I got "Jesus-Served"!

[weishaupt.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked.