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jack_babalonDo you care to dance.... with danger?
"Gypsy, let me lift your skirt
and have a look at you.
Open in my ancient fingers
the blue rose of your womb."
~Federico Garcia Lorca
The Gypsy and the Wind
Many are the adventures of EL IGuana- the dancing masked wrestler of love! Sworn defender of the residents of the barrio ghettos of Buford Highway! The long shadow sombreo of Justice! Weilder of the Atomic Pimp Slap!
After downing twenty three 'Atomico Margaritas', in one single sitting during his lunch break, mild mannered insurance adjuster Jack B___, found himself with the ability to transform into a steroid induced, rageaholic, mexican wrestling superhero whenever he recited the poetry of Federico Garcia Lorca outloud. Immensley dissatisfied with this turn of events, Jack vowed to never use his powers for good or evil, but rather occasionally dons his costume for Bar Mitvahs, Childrens parties and the occasional one man show in Vegas-(In which he does lounge covers of old 'Wu-Tang Clan' songs). Hunted by the law, hounded by the papparazzi, ignored by more respectable superheros and engaged in a covert war with the dreaded starry cult of Jethro B. Cthulu, our hero must remain ever vigilant for marketing opportunitys and copyright infringement suits.
Stay tuned.....
"Gypsy, let me lift your skirt
and have a look at you.
Open in my ancient fingers
the blue rose of your womb."
~Federico Garcia Lorca
The Gypsy and the Wind
Many are the adventures of EL IGuana- the dancing masked wrestler of love! Sworn defender of the residents of the barrio ghettos of Buford Highway! The long shadow sombreo of Justice! Weilder of the Atomic Pimp Slap!
After downing twenty three 'Atomico Margaritas', in one single sitting during his lunch break, mild mannered insurance adjuster Jack B___, found himself with the ability to transform into a steroid induced, rageaholic, mexican wrestling superhero whenever he recited the poetry of Federico Garcia Lorca outloud. Immensley dissatisfied with this turn of events, Jack vowed to never use his powers for good or evil, but rather occasionally dons his costume for Bar Mitvahs, Childrens parties and the occasional one man show in Vegas-(In which he does lounge covers of old 'Wu-Tang Clan' songs). Hunted by the law, hounded by the papparazzi, ignored by more respectable superheros and engaged in a covert war with the dreaded starry cult of Jethro B. Cthulu, our hero must remain ever vigilant for marketing opportunitys and copyright infringement suits.
Stay tuned.....
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on 2005-03-18 08:18 pm (UTC)Rayo de Jalisco Jr.!!!
He's easily one of my least favorite Luchadors--a big lazy ape that for some reason the fans in Mexico still go nuts over. I guess its the mask--very Suessian.
Dr. Wagner Jr. is where it's at. WAGNER. He's a much better and only half as lazy.
I've shamed myself enough now... I'll stop...
~rl