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It was too late!

I had indeed discovered the terrible secret behind Social Network Sites... but not before the somnambulent armies of the Great Beast were unleashed upon me for my efforts. From the yawning graves of blogs, the Trolling-Dead have arisen. Through snarling masks of down-angle profile pics, they hiss anonymous threats at any who dare oppose them. The Fury Communities have my scent. They smell blood, pathos and sex! They gather outside the clicks of my windows, clawing their way through the screen and bellowing the same mindless refrain: "Comments... leave commentsssss!".

It's too late for me...

... run...

...get help...

...go!

on 2009-02-03 03:36 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] weishaupt.livejournal.com
Your only hope is to find a large wooden mallet, sharpen a stake of wood and drive it through your monitor.

on 2009-02-03 04:19 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
You know the Microsoft help-line said the same thing...

on 2009-02-03 03:50 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] catwalk.livejournal.com
lolkittenz and blogzombies are "OMG SCARYYYY!!1!!!1!!one!!"

on 2009-02-03 04:20 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
"The people they blog... get up and blog!" (paraquoting Dawn of the Dead).

on 2009-02-03 03:56 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] poisongirl.livejournal.com
I've only given in and put profiles on two. Maybe three.

Be strong!

on 2009-02-03 04:24 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
I like your profile pics actually.

Well if I can't be brave, I might as well be strong.

on 2009-02-03 04:08 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] entropic-om.livejournal.com
The power of the great god, Apathy, compels...erm, well, it would have, but it doesn't care. :(

on 2009-02-03 04:25 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
HAIL THE GREAT GOD APA... oh, well never mind then.

Comments?

on 2009-02-03 08:08 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] msicenhour.livejournal.com
I want some Pancakes.

Re: Comments?

on 2009-02-03 03:13 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
Image


Behold the magick of the intrawebz!!!

Re: Comments?

on 2009-02-03 03:49 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] msicenhour.livejournal.com
Um, excuse me, but I ordered the Silver Dollar Pancake Patter with Sausage on the side.

Oh and my answer to Satan's internet sex girl slaves...

on 2009-02-03 09:44 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ammutbite.livejournal.com
send more cops...

on 2009-02-03 03:12 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
First let me cue up some 45 Grave's Party Time!

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