Take the Fast Track to Success
Feb. 9th, 2009 12:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jack_babalonFriends lets face facts - todays turbulent job market demands a new breed of worker. One versed in not only the necessary skills and training to survive in the 21st century... but one fluent in the language of the Will as well. Ask yourself this: Are you tired of being a fish in the glass ceiling aquarium? Have you had enough of sending out resumes in a bottle that you know no one will read? Isn't it time you admitted that you deserve better than this?
If you answered 'yes' to any of the above... then you too can take your career to the next level by unlocking your psychic potential with the power of $ATANI$M!!!
The jobs of tomorrow will demand that an employee be able to levitate objects with their mind, crush enemies hearts from a distance with a clenched fist or to download lesser demons from the ethernet to do your bidding! Will you be ready to meet these demands... or will you instead wear the yoke of the slave religions and pray your reward is waiting in a hypopothetical (if not hypocritical) heaven? Know that only Satanism provides you with the psychic certification you'll need to take the fast track to success.
That's right, now you can win that dream promotion with amazing feats of telekinesis by channeling the arcane powers of Led Zepplin, Role Playing Games and voting Pro-Choice!
But how do these 'infernal powers' work you ask? Why by the power of science (sweet, sweet godless science) as seen below:
How much would you expect to pay to gain mastery over invisible children of the damned utilizing 'Demonic Force Particles'? Don't answer, because if you act now we'll throw in Introductory Witchcraft along with this fine set of stainless steel kitchen knives. That's a value of over a hundred dollars... and all we ask for is the low, low cost of your soul... which is practically free (especially if you don't believe you have one).
Why delay? Act now!
If you answered 'yes' to any of the above... then you too can take your career to the next level by unlocking your psychic potential with the power of $ATANI$M!!!
The jobs of tomorrow will demand that an employee be able to levitate objects with their mind, crush enemies hearts from a distance with a clenched fist or to download lesser demons from the ethernet to do your bidding! Will you be ready to meet these demands... or will you instead wear the yoke of the slave religions and pray your reward is waiting in a hypopothetical (if not hypocritical) heaven? Know that only Satanism provides you with the psychic certification you'll need to take the fast track to success.
That's right, now you can win that dream promotion with amazing feats of telekinesis by channeling the arcane powers of Led Zepplin, Role Playing Games and voting Pro-Choice!
But how do these 'infernal powers' work you ask? Why by the power of science (sweet, sweet godless science) as seen below:
How much would you expect to pay to gain mastery over invisible children of the damned utilizing 'Demonic Force Particles'? Don't answer, because if you act now we'll throw in Introductory Witchcraft along with this fine set of stainless steel kitchen knives. That's a value of over a hundred dollars... and all we ask for is the low, low cost of your soul... which is practically free (especially if you don't believe you have one).
Why delay? Act now!
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on 2009-02-09 08:46 am (UTC)Never needs winding, never needs winding
Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis,
Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy