Bonus Round!

[jack_babalon]

1 - When you look at the above comic book cover you see...?
a)... why you hate cavemen.
b)... a poignant metaphor for the American Military Industrial Complex being stymied by third world terrorism.
c)... the theory of evolution versus intelligent design.
d)... that persistent scene in your head that always comes a split-second before achieving orgasm.
e)... ______ (fill in the blank)

2 - Pterodactyl riding neanderthals verus the United States Air Force - who wins and why?

3 - Compose a poem/haiku/sea-shanty using the titles of the side blurbs to this cover.

4 - If this comic was adapted into a movie who would direct it and who would star?

5 - True or false: You love the smell of napalm-fried pterodactyl in the morning?

6 - Goso said~ "Suppose you meet a Zen master on the road. You can't talk to him. You can't stand there silent. What can you do?"

Comments

[eatsoylentgreen.livejournal.com]

e) those heat seekers aren't going to ever explode around a pteranodon
e) where's that guy's bow? why does he just have arrows?
e) oh those are one handed spears. Hey they took down a plane. If I was them, I'd throw a spear into an engine intake, see what that does.

[eatsoylentgreen.livejournal.com]

and 6. I go get a sandwich.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

6. Good choice.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

e)A good point.
e)I think their javelins.
e)They might not know what the intake is... but according to the cover they downed at least one of the planes.

[gravityslave.livejournal.com]

1. c)
2. Neanderthals. Obviously they have the ability to jump between parallel universes, thus they will simply jump to the one in which they win the most resounding victory.
3. The Dawn-World Menace
unexpected victory!
Cool. Let's buy them drinks.
(I'm on a deadline so I haven't time to write them all...)
4. The Coen brothers, Hugh Jackman (he's just not getting enough work these days.)
5. With Maniraptoran eggs. Over-hard.
6. Sing!

[scottopic.livejournal.com]

I do think Jackman would go well with the Coen Bros.!

[gravityslave.livejournal.com]

They completely changed my attitude toward George Clooney. My theory is that they can take any actor and infuse him or her with Awesome, which reveals hitherto unperceived facets of that actor. It's magical.
Just for the record, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Jackman, it's just that every character I've seen him play so far falls into the same broad category in my head, and I've become irritatingly numb to what I think is decent acting ability.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

2. Interesting - parallel universe jumping neanderthals. I like that. Also it might open up the door to parallel universe traveling techno-vikings as well. Delicious food for thought.

3. Ohhhh nice.

4. Hmmm, I don't think the Coen Brothers have ever done a sci-fi flick. It'd be interesting to see them work with that genre. Maybe something by Philip K Dick (who so far does pretty well in having his work translated to the big screen).

6. I'd love it if you sang an old Misfits or 'Pistols tune at a bewildered Zen Master.

[vomikronnoxis.livejournal.com]

1. e, The ultimate wages of reckless time travel. I like to think the fighter jets are piloted by Jesuit priest or maybe pilgrims.

2. The neanderthals, man. Ever try and lock a heatseaking missile onto a cold-blooded reptile?

3. Fuck you, A. Shepard
Hitting golf balls on the moon
Sign Language of Space

4. Pearlman. Bay. The Darwin World Menace.

5. Only at Buffalo China

6. Buddha finger?

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

1. "I'm your worse nightmare you Fred Flintstone wannabe... a Jesuit with a fighter jet!"

2. Someone else mentioned that. I guess that would be an edge... but those jets probably have machine guns mounted on them. Of course if you machine gun a time traveling cave man who knows what damage you might do to the present.

3. I have to say the answers to this weeks number 3 question have been a blast reading! Yours being no exception.

4. If Ron Pearlman doesn't play a cave man once in his career I will be most severly disappointed now.

5. I've never actually been brave enough to risk a dish at Buffalo China. I will eventually have to 'cowboy up' and sample something there someday.

6. You mean the Buddha's answer to a earnest disciple asking about enlightenment... or the deadly one-finger fighting style popularized by Gordon Lu... or just giving the zen bastard the bird? All are acceptable answers either way.

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

1. e -- somebody left the tardis door open again....

2. nobody wins. they must learn to team together to fight the alien menace...

3. a runaway meteor... it's no mystery;
it's a gateway to the stars.
fantastic!
futuristic!
the sign language of space says
the earth is for sale...

4. guillermo del toro. christian bale (neanderthal) and chris evans (fighter pilot)

5. true, although fire-roasted over hickory and pecan woods is better.

6. give him a hug! :-)

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

1. Probably that one awful Doctor that had his own Fox special for all of five seconds back in the 90's.

2. But waiting in the shadows... are the robot-monkeys who will pick off the weakened victors after the battle!

3. *applauds loudly* - again, the answers to number three this week have been a sheer delight for me to read:)

4. Hmmm, not sure about Cave-Bale but I can picture the rest easy enough.

5. Ah, the traditional Southern style of Jurrasic BBQ.

6. !

thanks for playing:)

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

3. yay! thankyooooo!

4. imo, bale's been playing a modern primitive/warrior in a few films -- 'american psycho', 'reign of fire', his batman flicks, 't4' upcoming. i think a chance to see him rage berserker would be worth it. i also think i put a bit much effort in defending my answer :-)