From Hell... with love!
Apr. 5th, 2005 06:29 pmStalked down and ripped from
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Ahhh it most be all the Iain Sinclair i've read this year....

Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.
But everyone knows that Jack the Ripper, was in fact...
That's right The Lochness Monster baby!*
"Yep it was me all along!"
What, you thought it was William Gull or that pansy ass Sickert? Sh'yeah right- though there is no proof that the Lochness Monster is not a FreeMason, so that whole 'From Hell' thing with the pentagram sprawled through Whitechapel could still be valid.
*-Yes I stole this joke from 'Amazon women on the moon', but isn't that exactly what an evil criminal would do?
Ahhh it most be all the Iain Sinclair i've read this year....

Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.
But everyone knows that Jack the Ripper, was in fact...
That's right The Lochness Monster baby!*
What, you thought it was William Gull or that pansy ass Sickert? Sh'yeah right- though there is no proof that the Lochness Monster is not a FreeMason, so that whole 'From Hell' thing with the pentagram sprawled through Whitechapel could still be valid.
*-Yes I stole this joke from 'Amazon women on the moon', but isn't that exactly what an evil criminal would do?