Noteworthy Non-events

[jack_babalon]

If anybody's out visiting imaginary cities next Saturday, may I recommend stopping by Clubpocalypse if you happen to find yourself looking for a good time in the Dirty South's dirtiest little secret - Terminus. "NIGHTERROR" is a monthly event held on the first Saturday of the month where the patrons are encouraged to dress as the nightmare of their choice. Not necessarily their own mind you. This usually consists of no small number of vampires and serial killers, of course, but an inspired few do offer a surprising twist of outfit every now and then. By tradition, a secret panel of promoters and regulars vote for the five most interesting 'nightmares'. The winners are then asked to take the stage and improvise a small show. They are given access of course to a fully stocked arsenal of sex toys, esoteric weaponry, full choice of musical selection and a small troupe of willing slaves. This tradition goes back five years now and is probably due to the efforts of co-founder Mistress Arachnid Smile, who has long been a patron of the performing arts both outside and inside the club. To be honest most of the shows are so-so at best, but occasionally an inspired act of absurdity will possess the performers to deliver a mesmerizing bit of ritual and stage-craft. One patron even became possessed apparently, when a mock invocation of a lesser demon resulted in very real results. Thankfully the staff are well trained for such an occurence on the rare occasion that they arrive. Nothing a blast of Holy Pepper Spray to the face (basically mace blessed by a priest) or a flashlight-baton to the back of the head can't handle. This is why talismans are such a popular fashion accessory this season. I would like to take a moment to remind the reader that protective sigils are highly recommended as an addition to your safe sex routine.

Comments

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

that would make an awesome flyer!

i suppose a few protective images and icons etched onto
a mag flashlight barrel would be pretty good talisman at that...

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Thanks, they're fun little mental excercises for me and a vicarious substitute for going out to the real thing.

Yes, in fact I'm sure the Winchester's have just such a flashlight in their trunk arsenal.

[animeoni.livejournal.com]

that would be a killer theme.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Oni... coming from you (given your unique perspective and experiences in 'ze scene'), that's quite a compliment. I wish I had Flickr and it's fun but limited photo editor when I was DJing. Having my own flyers would've been pretty cool.

edit: If you think you can pull it off btw, please feel free to do so.