Saturday Morning Bonus Round (and last call)!

[jack_babalon]

1- In the above image, Captain James T. Kirk (pop culture icon and protagonist of endless volumes of online bi-curious slash fiction) is clearly suffering from...

A) a dreaded outbreak of the 21st century virus DC9N1... more commonly referred to as 'Con Crud'... contracted when the good captain was stranded in Earth's pre-warp drive past and forced to sell his autograph at over a hundred dollars a pop in order to escape back into his time.
B) an esoteric telepathic Vulcan martial arts maneuver whose title translates roughly into - 'Why are you strangling yourself... it is highly illogical... stop strangling yourself...'.
C) spending his entire shore leave at countless karoake bars singing 'Rocket Man' for drinks and laughs (a sight as unforgetable as it is pitiful I can assure you).
D)being referred to as 'that guy from the Priceline-dot-com commercials'.
E)_______

2- What episode is this scene from? If you don't know you are encouraged to make up a title of your own no matter how silly it may sound days later when you wished you hadn't responded to this post.

3 - What the hell is Uhura laughing about, anyway? Seriously, I could use some cheering up right now...

4 - Did he spit... or swallow?

5 - Imagine if you will... that this is the lost cover art... to a rare Shatner LP... what would the name of this amazing album be?

Comments

[melodyclark.livejournal.com]

For #1, I'm torn between, E. all of the above and E. choking on his ego.

Con crud is clearly impossible because one needs a very nice hotel with a filtration system to get REAL con crud and, after Shatner's fees, the best the con comm can usually come up with is a Hojo by the airport.

Vulcan maneuver also impossible because, really, after so many years of putting up with Kirk's shit, would Spock bother?

Karaoke equally impossible because after THAT many versions of Rocket Man, the locals would have killed him with a rock.

As for 2, it shall be known as "Uhura's Revenge".

3, see #2

4, he gargled

5, "Look, my eyeballs bulge when I squeeze my larynx!" Okay, not so good but not as bad as "Raw Nerve".

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, I really like "E. choking on his ego". Enjoyed your other answers and insights as well, but that one gave me my day's first smile.

[gravityslave.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you make me laugh so hard it hurts, and I'm never sure whether to make a grateful sacrifice or sue.

1. B. And you didn't ask, but I'm pretty sure this was the episode that revealed Chekov to be the result of a diabolical laboratory experiment to fuse the preserved performing genes of Morrissey and Danzig.
2. I can't remember! Wasn't it called White Collar Blues?
3. I think it was just a relief not to be wearing the smallest costume on the set.
4. Ew. JB, you need a time out!
5. "My Career Ate Itself - regrets from the wrong side of the scale of Art"

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

"...that revealed Chekov to be the result of a diabolical laboratory experiment to fuse the preserved performing genes of Morrissey and Danzig." Congratulations G.S. you've just made Chekov the most dangerous man in the Federation!

"My Careeer Ate Itself - regrets from the wrong side of the scale of Art" - I like this one a lot.

[eatsoylentgreen.livejournal.com]

oh that reminds me, I was going to blog about Star Trek as well.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Cool, glad to have been of assistance... even if only as a psychic post-it note:)

[mindcontrol23.livejournal.com]

5. "Music To Auto-Erotic Asphyxiate By"

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

If I ever get around to mashing-up early William Shatner songs with the decimated remains of my Throbbing Gristle collection... you can be sure I'll call it - "Music To Auto-Erotic Asphyxiate By"! Thank you.