Your God... where is he now?

[jack_babalon]

Laying in bed sick, hands under the sheets, drenched in sweat and getting a telepathic spanking from the Pedo-Christ. Well that's what you get when you go around whacking hornet's nests with a stick. Now you know.

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[ammutbite.livejournal.com]

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

See, she could've avoided a spanking from the Christos if she paid attention to the sign.

[ammutbite.livejournal.com]

I highly recommend looking for illustrations to old Children Of God pamphlets for some great "Christos confusion" imagery, if you haven't seen them before

http://crudefutures.typepad.com/crude_futures/2005/12/river_bottom_fl.html

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Damn man - if I had known about the 'Flirty Fishing' I might have been tempted to give Christianity a shot.

[gumboot.livejournal.com]

Your soul is like a milk bottle. Sometime I'll show you my Baltimore Catechism from first grade. The illustrations are priceless.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Cool, look forward to seeing it.