Gifts I didn't get for XMAS... because they don't exist!

[jack_babalon]

"It doesn't exist" is a poor excuse for not getting what you want on Christmas!

With that in mind a quick list of presents I hope to receive in '10.

1- Green Hell Hotel: What could be a better gift for an old crusty punk than this special two disc collection of Elvis Presley covers as performed by ex-Misfits front man and living cartoon character, Glenn Danzig? Green Hell Hotel would be the audio equivalent of eating a steroid laced fried chicken sandwich while reading the Satanic Bible on the toilet... only much funnier!

2 - Star Trek the Next Generation - The Animated Adventures season one DVD set: After watching the old 70's Star Trek cartoon I really thought an anime style series for STtNG would've been pretty cool. With all the original cast providing the voices.

3- A bottle of Blue Wino Luck: The unique brand of aftershave designed by Tom Waits himself (and the only aftershave you're encouraged to drink!)

4 - The complete line of Hasbro's A Clockwork Orange action figures: Including the Milk Bar playset. Who could resist Alex's Droog Cane Swipe or those adorable little removable bowler hats?

5 - The soundtrack to Perdurabo: Stephen Sondheim's racy musical based on the lifes, loves and failures of Aleister Crowley wasn't quite the timeless masterpiece that Assassins or Sweeney Todd proved to be... but with songs such as 'Your my Silver Star' and 'Little Cakes of Light' this tres camp meta-musical is still a favorite.

Comments

[ammutbite.livejournal.com]

to dream the impossible dream

http://www.mwctoys.com/REVIEW_052206b.htm
http://www.toycutter.com/2008/03/clockwork-orange-figurine.html

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's a pretty creepy resemblance to Alex. Though I had in mind something 3 1/2" (to terrorize my old G I Joes and Star Wars figures) this would definitely be a worthy addition to my collection. Thanks.

[poisongirl.livejournal.com]

When was the last time I told you that I loved you?

[gaeasdaughter.livejournal.com]

Appy-polly loggies, my malenky malchick ... kept the little droogies hidden away for myself.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

You know the next time you have to do translation work for a package you should really consider doing a Clockwork translation:)