I'd buy that for a quid

[jack_babalon]

O'Internet... reveal to me now the never-before-heard origin of Englandshire's greatest hero - RoboBobby! Sing to me of his adventures in post-apocalyptic Brixton (which sources inform me is almost completely identical to pre-apocalyptic Brixton). Remind this febble brain of mine what prominent actor played him in the first film (before being replaced by Jason Stratham in the Frank Miller penned sequels RoboBobby 2: Electric Boogaloo and RoboBobby 3: The Quickening). Regale me with the time he teamed up with Doctor Who, James Bond and Joe Strummer in order to save the brain of Doctor John Dee. Dazzle the senses with his heroic battle against a werewolf infected Margaret Thatcher in the Tower of London. Titilate me with sordid slash fiction crossovers where the insatiable, juggernaut-libido of RoboBobby is tested against the heroes and villains of pop culture fandom.

Leave nothing out but leave me wanting more, Internet... it's been a long, hot day!