Independence Day Itinerary:

[jack_babalon]

1- Dress up as Captain America and light my bong with a Roman Candle.
2- Use smoke bombs for non-ninjitsu purposes.
3- Crash pool parties, Masonic rituals and hamburger eating contests with impunity.
4- Arm wrestle a tea-bagger while speaking in an outrageous hispanic accent.
5- Spray paint the Bill of Rights across parked police cars.
6- Watch 'The Great Escape' and do shots of Jagermeister everytime Steve McQueen or James Garner konfound the krauts!

Alright, that's me - have a Happy 4th LJ!