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Collective Bargaining Rights Denied to Slaves & Bottoms

MIRBEAUSVILLE, Tenn – The BDSM community rejoiced as collective bargaining rights were once again denied to ‘slaves’ and ‘bottoms.’ The Republinatrix Party sponsored proposal met no resistance in the State Dungeon before being unanimously voted into law by members of both the Republinatrix and Subocrat parties. Bill 726-A was quickly ushered into law and its passage was met with a ceremonious flogging of all members of the Subocrats.

“This crippling of our fundamental rights as human beings is everything we could have asked for,” groveled Representative Wormme, who was then scolded for speaking without permission by Mistressentative Tsarina. Wormme was then summarily ordered to fellate the Tsarina’s stiletto for her pleasure.

“Murm, grump grrr. Murmph, ur gur merkle,” spoke one anonymous Representative through the ball gag of his black leather mask.

When asked about how this proposal differed from similar bills passed in every previous State Session over the last year, this reporter was made to crawl beneath a volley of lashes blindfolded while the Fourth Estate was openly mocked by members of the Red Party.

What effect this Bill will have on the controversial Same Slave Marriage proposal due to be voted in a later Session remains unclear at this time.