The International Guide to Monsters and Other Wonders of the Supernatural

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You are not the average tourist. You've braved the wilds of feral Canada in search of her majestic nests of giant spiders, swam proudly alongside Australia's dreaded Walrusarus and can boast a passport stamped "Skull Island." While the average vacationer is more than content to sleepwalk their way through one postcard memory after another, you’re jet-setting into the heart of Danger Country and taking the horrors of the world by the balls. And why shouldn’t you? After all you speak the international language of Adventure and as a child were forced to strangle the monster under your bed before your father’s cold, disapproving gaze.

Good for you.

But have you really seen it all, my friend?

Have you ever slam danced with an Albino Deathsquatch along the fjords of Norway? Heard the hauntingly melodious mating call of South America’s mysterious Amphibian Men beckon to you from the dead of night? Found yourself lost through the migrating Triffid gardens of North England or in the subterranean caverns where Iran’s Bat Jiin lurk? Can you truly say you’ve lived… until you’ve arm wrestled a Cyclops over espressos and made love to a sensuous werewolf in a Spanish villa?

That you continue to read this tells me the answer is ‘no.’

So what are you waiting for, my friend? A vast, magnificent world of ravenous terrors and ancient horrors wait to be discovered and yes, possibly killed, eaten and stuffed by you. The only question you have to ask yourself… is how far are you willing to go?