Adventures in Homeland Insecurity
Jun. 8th, 2005 02:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jack_babalonIf some canuck shows up at the border looking like Jerry Only after an all night 8-ball binge - packing heat Texas Chainsaw style no less- maybe, just maybe, it would be smart to hold him for a few days.
Custom Agent 1- 'Should we hold him boss? He's got a sword & a chainsaw..'
Custom Agent 2- 'Nahhhh- He's Canadian. Doncha lissen to that Michael Moore fella-- these guys are harmless! Just print 'em and let 'em go!'
"I ain't no goddam sonuvabitch----you better think about it baby!!"
AP - Tue Jun 7, 2:29 PM ET
BOSTON - On April 25, Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted Despres. Then they let him into the United States.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050608/ap_on_re_us/chain_saw_border_14;_ylt=AnrmEYbud5iAHpU2HGqIOj3lWMcF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGVna3NhBHNlYwNzc3JlbA--
Custom Agent 1- 'Should we hold him boss? He's got a sword & a chainsaw..'
Custom Agent 2- 'Nahhhh- He's Canadian. Doncha lissen to that Michael Moore fella-- these guys are harmless! Just print 'em and let 'em go!'
"I ain't no goddam sonuvabitch----you better think about it baby!!"
AP - Tue Jun 7, 2:29 PM ET
BOSTON - On April 25, Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted Despres. Then they let him into the United States.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050608/ap_on_re_us/chain_saw_border_14;_ylt=AnrmEYbud5iAHpU2HGqIOj3lWMcF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGVna3NhBHNlYwNzc3JlbA--
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on 2005-06-08 06:30 pm (UTC)I'm outraged. They stop this man, take his effects--and yet we let deadites enter out country in DROVES.
Droves of deadites.
~rl
Grooooovy!
on 2005-06-08 06:34 pm (UTC)but only if its being used as a prosthetic limb!
Re: Grooooovy!
on 2005-06-08 06:43 pm (UTC)Ahhhh... the proesthetic arm loop hole! Of course.
~rl
Richard Deathlimb of the Proesthetic Weapon Arm Legal Defense Fund