Jack Chick's - "The Titanic"
Apr. 16th, 2012 05:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jack_babalonJack Chick, the Ed Woods of Christainity, explains the real reason the Titanic sunk. Someone was talking smack about Jesus and as we all know, that shit don't fly with Big Dadddy Jehovah. Alright heathens, sink or swim time...
Chester: "Doesn't she know that God himself couldn't sink this ship?"
God: "Challenge accepted!"
Thankfully Jesus is all about forgiveness, so I'm sure he'll overlook a little casual blasphemy...
... um, or maybe not.
Well if by 'repent' you mean scream hysterically at God moments before drowning to death, then yeah, sure... Chester should be just fine.
My only regret before being cast into a watery grave is that I didn't get to bellow one last fuck you to God.
Well, that's that then... cheers. Incidentally, though the author of this blog is not in the Book of Life, he takes comfort that he has a cameo in the Kindle of Life.
Chester: "Doesn't she know that God himself couldn't sink this ship?"
God: "Challenge accepted!"
Thankfully Jesus is all about forgiveness, so I'm sure he'll overlook a little casual blasphemy...
... um, or maybe not.
Well if by 'repent' you mean scream hysterically at God moments before drowning to death, then yeah, sure... Chester should be just fine.
My only regret before being cast into a watery grave is that I didn't get to bellow one last fuck you to God.
Well, that's that then... cheers. Incidentally, though the author of this blog is not in the Book of Life, he takes comfort that he has a cameo in the Kindle of Life.