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jack_babalonIf LJ is all Thanos Drama... then myspace is it's nasty younger sister, Eros, out for a booty call with the finest photoshopped up tarts & studs it can get her horny, horny hands on! One feature of Myspace is they have a bulletin feature, where people post upcoming shows, memes or fill out questionaires like the one below. When I'm bored at work and no ones posted anything in the last 15 minutes then I end filling one of these things out. Now since I xpost my LJ stuff to Myspace, I thought I'd do something a little different & share one of these questionaires things with the one or two people not actually on both lists. So now for a little vice in my versa...
50 Questions
1. What is your name?
Rob- like the verb
2. What color underwear are you wearing now?
Strawberry scratch n'sniff
3. What are you listening to right now?
Your little brain and the little thoughts that haunt your little, little brain.
4. What are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
09- which is phonetically 'devil' in japanese
5. What was the last thing you ate?
Your mom.
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Anime rape demon pink or domestic violence blue
7. How is the weather right now?
Well Bob, we have a cold front moving in from the Great Lakes area but things should look super for this weekend... wtf?
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
The ultraterrestial thingie from the 'Mothman Prophecies!'-
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Whether their human or sexbot impersonators ... man I ain't making that mistake again!
10. Favorite type of Food?
Chocolate syrup & whip cream
11. Favorite alcoholic Drink?
Whatevers left for me to gulp down in the unfinished drinks at the bar... mmmmm
13. Favorite place to shop?
The Devils garage sale. I got John Wilke Booth's soul for like .. $15 bucks.
14. Hair color:
Shaved
15. Eye Color:
Rageaholic brown
16. Do you wear contacts?
No my contacts are anonymous and cannot be worn.
17. Best Friends?
Not really a question.
19. Favorite Fast Food?
Soylent Green Mega Supreme Burritos!
20. Last Movie you Watched?
nah-nah-nah-nah-BATMAN!
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
St. Joey Ramone Day- where all New Yorkers take the day off, don a cheap pair of black sunglasses & break out their leathers and march in mass to the Chelsea hotel for free needles & Ramones Karoke!
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
No. Unless they're standing there in front of me or on the phone.
23. Summer or Winter?
Again not a question. Um Autumn.
24. Hugs or Kisses?
Cunninglinguistics
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
They all taste the same in the dark
26. Do you want your friends to respond back?
Oh most definetly.
27. Who is most likely to respond?
Oh most definetly no one.
28. Who is least likely to respond?
People that are dead. Followed by people w/out computers.
29. What books are you reading?
Iain Sinclairs 'Downriver'
30. Piercings?
My wit is Piercing I hear.
31. Fav. Movie?
The zapruder film...
32. Fav. Baseball Team?
Springfield Isotopes
33. Fav. Hangout?
Junior high playgrounds
34. Any Pets?
I am the PET silly
35. Butter, Plain or Salted Popcorn?
Why I can't put salt on butter popcorn ?... pfff Idiot!
36. Dogs or cats?
Depends on how hungry I am.
37. Favorite Flower?
The Last Rose of Summer reflected in your eyes
38. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.?
Thank you for another day of life o' great Kali !
39. Do you still talk to your best friends from school?
No. But I do talk to his sister.
40. What is on your desk?
A bavarian sex dwarf spread eagle... with chocolate syrup & whip cream.
41. Rock Concert or Symphony?
Rockphony-
42. Play or Opera?
I play Opera when my gf asks. She has a Magic Flute fetish.
43. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes. But only in anger... (hey I said no ketchup on this burger)
44. Do you like to travel by plane?
Yes. I'm five fucking years old and all excited by the big shiny air
o plane! wheeeee
45. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right. But I use the left handed to make my sex life more interesting.
46. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
I'll check before I flush
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
7 if pillow is a another name for blow up dolls.
48. City and State you were born in?
Brooklyn and in a state of denial
49. Ever hitchhiked?
Yep. That's how I learnt how to french kiss. Three cheers to America's Truckers!
50.Who's your cell phone carrier?
Um campbells... those are the soup cans I use for my'phone'.
Still here? Oh wow. Cool!
Well I'm off to Lil'5 points for my bi-weekly dose of four color love! Ciao baby!
50 Questions
1. What is your name?
Rob- like the verb
2. What color underwear are you wearing now?
Strawberry scratch n'sniff
3. What are you listening to right now?
Your little brain and the little thoughts that haunt your little, little brain.
4. What are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
09- which is phonetically 'devil' in japanese
5. What was the last thing you ate?
Your mom.
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Anime rape demon pink or domestic violence blue
7. How is the weather right now?
Well Bob, we have a cold front moving in from the Great Lakes area but things should look super for this weekend... wtf?
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
The ultraterrestial thingie from the 'Mothman Prophecies!'-
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Whether their human or sexbot impersonators ... man I ain't making that mistake again!
10. Favorite type of Food?
Chocolate syrup & whip cream
11. Favorite alcoholic Drink?
Whatevers left for me to gulp down in the unfinished drinks at the bar... mmmmm
13. Favorite place to shop?
The Devils garage sale. I got John Wilke Booth's soul for like .. $15 bucks.
14. Hair color:
Shaved
15. Eye Color:
Rageaholic brown
16. Do you wear contacts?
No my contacts are anonymous and cannot be worn.
17. Best Friends?
Not really a question.
19. Favorite Fast Food?
Soylent Green Mega Supreme Burritos!
20. Last Movie you Watched?
nah-nah-nah-nah-BATMAN!
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
St. Joey Ramone Day- where all New Yorkers take the day off, don a cheap pair of black sunglasses & break out their leathers and march in mass to the Chelsea hotel for free needles & Ramones Karoke!
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
No. Unless they're standing there in front of me or on the phone.
23. Summer or Winter?
Again not a question. Um Autumn.
24. Hugs or Kisses?
Cunninglinguistics
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
They all taste the same in the dark
26. Do you want your friends to respond back?
Oh most definetly.
27. Who is most likely to respond?
Oh most definetly no one.
28. Who is least likely to respond?
People that are dead. Followed by people w/out computers.
29. What books are you reading?
Iain Sinclairs 'Downriver'
30. Piercings?
My wit is Piercing I hear.
31. Fav. Movie?
The zapruder film...
32. Fav. Baseball Team?
Springfield Isotopes
33. Fav. Hangout?
Junior high playgrounds
34. Any Pets?
I am the PET silly
35. Butter, Plain or Salted Popcorn?
Why I can't put salt on butter popcorn ?... pfff Idiot!
36. Dogs or cats?
Depends on how hungry I am.
37. Favorite Flower?
The Last Rose of Summer reflected in your eyes
38. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.?
Thank you for another day of life o' great Kali !
39. Do you still talk to your best friends from school?
No. But I do talk to his sister.
40. What is on your desk?
A bavarian sex dwarf spread eagle... with chocolate syrup & whip cream.
41. Rock Concert or Symphony?
Rockphony-
42. Play or Opera?
I play Opera when my gf asks. She has a Magic Flute fetish.
43. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes. But only in anger... (hey I said no ketchup on this burger)
44. Do you like to travel by plane?
Yes. I'm five fucking years old and all excited by the big shiny air
o plane! wheeeee
45. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right. But I use the left handed to make my sex life more interesting.
46. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
I'll check before I flush
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
7 if pillow is a another name for blow up dolls.
48. City and State you were born in?
Brooklyn and in a state of denial
49. Ever hitchhiked?
Yep. That's how I learnt how to french kiss. Three cheers to America's Truckers!
50.Who's your cell phone carrier?
Um campbells... those are the soup cans I use for my'phone'.
Still here? Oh wow. Cool!
Well I'm off to Lil'5 points for my bi-weekly dose of four color love! Ciao baby!
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on 2005-06-15 10:15 pm (UTC)I need to go to Lil 5 soon so if you need a ride and would like to go on Sat. perhaps let me know. Would love the company.
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on 2005-06-16 11:54 am (UTC)